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Friends Toasting Birthday
Happy birthday! Here's to you and your health… Cheers… By the way, you're older than shit.
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Lady on Scooter
Having another birthday certainty hasn't slowed you down!
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Cat and Candles
Make a big wish! Happy Birthday!
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Lucky
Older, but wiser. Happy Birthday!
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Back Massager 2 Women
Hope your birthday is full of good vibrations!
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Tires Over Dinner Table
Sorry, Shirl, we've already got dinner plans - Tarzan's parents are coming over Me: wish happy birthday.
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Misleading the Public
I'm sexy license plate - "$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public" Have a fine time on your birthday!
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The Dick Family Tree
The Dick Family Tree...Quit dicking around and celebrate. Happy Birthday.
$3.50
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Eyewitness to history
Eyewitness to History. Lady Plumbottom's Birthday. Lord Codswallop & Baron Sweet Intreduce Male Stripping & Lace Jockstraps. ... Happy Birthday.
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Immense Inferiority
The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everyone else. Happy Birthday to one superior human being from another!
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Old Bitch
Ultra-Cranky Old Bitch with extra estrogen. New formula slims and firms with super gravity reduction! Fountain of Youth! Happy Birthday from one bitch to another!
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Discount Sperm Bank
Someone should have warned Lisa's mother about the pitfalls of using a discount sperm bank. Happy Birthday.
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Happy Birthday Cute Animals
Happy Birthday. Have a play all you can, Party till you drop, Kind of birthday.
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Consipated
I finally got my shit together. Now I'm constipated. Happy Birthday.
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Unmitigated Debauchery
This calls for unmitigated debauchery in celebration of your birthday
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Queen for a day
Queen for a day. Bitch for life. Happy Birthday.
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Still Match
Does the carpet still match the drapes? Happy Birthday.
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Jesus Boob Lifts
Excuse me - do you do boob lifts? ... Hope your birthday is uplifting!
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Two Women and Dog Salon
Birthdays can be a real bitch. Happy Birthday.
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Suffer from Insanity
Outside: I don't suffer from insanity!
Inside: I enjoy every minute of it! Have a wild and crazy birthday.
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BIRTHDAY DOG ENCLOSURE
-mini card-
$0.90
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Pop-Ups
Just Ignore it - It's one of those annoying pop-up ads. Just ignore it - it's just another birthday.
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Life Support
If I am ever on life support, I want to be unplugged, but not until I get down to a size 8. ... Get down and celebrate on your birthday!
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Secret to a Long Heathy Happy Life
The secret to a long, healthy, happy life is a good bowel movement. Happy Birthday.
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Treat yourself like a queen
On your birthday, treat yourself like a Queen! God knows all your friends do. Happy Birthday.
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BIRTHDAY SONG.
Tied with hope and filled with love, a beautiful Birthday wish for you.
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Relax Your Sphincter
Outside: And if you'll kindly relax your sphincter, I'll be happy to write a prescription for that inflamed prostate.
Inside: Happy Birthday. Enjoy and relax.
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Homosexuality: God's Way
Homosexuality: God's way of ensuring the truly gifted are never burdened with children. Birthdays: God's way of ensuring we don't stay hot forever. Happy birthday.
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Picasso - It Takes A Long Time
It takes a long time to become young!
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Official Announcement
Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from an Eagle to Condom... Happy Birthday. Did you want that gift wrapped?
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In Times Like These
In times like these, may we suggest blaming everything on the Republicans.... You're another year older. Damn that White House!
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Bangkok
Despite Eric's best efforts no-one guessed 'Bangkok' . Have a bang-up time on you Birthday.
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You're Just Like
You're just like your mother except your mother has morals. Happy Birthday
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Chain Letter Joke Quote
This Chain Letter sent to you for a bit of Birthday Fun.! Just send a copy of this to twelve of your friends, then wrap up your husband, mail him to the woman at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of he list. When your time come up, You'll receive 12,385 MEN!
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Cougar need some catnip?
Cougar need some catnip? Happy Birthday
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Birthday Age 5 VS 50
Another birthday? Just go with the flow!
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Balloon Head
Sorry I missed your birthday. Hope it was a gas!
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Cat and Clocks
Pour the drinks. It's 5 o'clock somewhere!
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Rooster With Coffee
It's your birthday. Rise and shine.
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Plaid Guy
Don't drink and dress on your birthday.
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Cat watching Chicks
Congratulations on surviving another year!
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Young Mandrill (Monkey)
OMG! Did I miss it?
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Man Surfing in Suit
Don't work too hard on your birthday!
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Cat At Table Stealing Cake
Grab some cake and have a happy birthday!
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Big Fish Tiny Car
Happy birthday to a woman of many talents!
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Taking Donkey's Picture
You've still got a great ass.
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Dog In Blanket
Who doesn't love a little drama on their birthday?
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Goth Girl Birthday
You're still very good at being very bad!
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Martini Glass
Now that's the way to eat vegetables!
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Ouch
Experience has it's advantages.
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Drag Queen Ballet
You're aging gracefully too.
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It's  here somewhere
Still looking for your gift.
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Flamingo Cowboy
There's one in every crowd, and you're ours!
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Lombard Skaters
You're not over the hill yet.
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Chimp and Goblet
Happy birthday to someone who is highly evolved.
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Steam Bath
Another Birthday? ... You're still hot!
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Cats in the Kitchen
After awhile, you stop counting.
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Pryamid and Trailers
Some things are older than you are.
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Chicken Conveyor
You made it through another year!
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Dog Curler
As you get older, remember that true beauty comes from within. From within bottles, jars, compacts and tubes.
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Birthday Cake
Happy Birthday.
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Dog In Party Hat With Cupcake
I spot a birthday!
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Cat And Mouse
On your birthday… mice things happen!
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CAT WITH BAG IN MOUTH
Hope your birthday is purrrr-fect.
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