Illuminati Storage Box

You know they're controlling everything in the world and you have the evidence to prove it. Well this Illuminati box is the perfect place to store it. It's a 7" x 5" x 1-1/2" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm x 3.8 cm) cardboard box held shut by a magnetic closure. Comes with a free sticker sheet covered with mysterious symbols that explain every conspiracy in the world.