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 Love for Sale! Make an offer… $3.95 |  As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. - Ellen Perry Berkeley $2.95 |  If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln $2.50 |
 I thought I'd wake up famous, but I only woke up late. $2.50 |  Blank $2.95 |  There is nothing stronger in the world than gentleness. - Han Suyin $2.50 |
 I'm nice. Inside, I'm very nice. - June LaCombe $2.95 |  $2.25 |  Plead comtemporary insanity and sit down with a cup of tea. $4.50 |
 For fast acting relief… try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin $2.95 |  Play golf free while having your suit pressed. $2.95 |  There is only the meaning we give to our life. To give aas much meaning to one's life as possible seems right to me. You are a part of what gives meaning to my life. $2.95 |
 Dear valued customer, We Regret the recent incident onboard Flight 1198 from Laguardia to West Pal Beach when our senior flight attendant bitch slapped your mother. However, homeland security video confirms she was wearing entirely too much animal print and blue eye shadow. $3.95 |  One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Latin Proverb $3.50 |  $2.95 |
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 $2.95 |  Life is one damned thing after another. - Elbert Hubbard $3.50 |  If you dream alone, it's just a dream. If you dream together, it's reality. - Brazilian proverb $2.50 |
 No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop $2.95 |  We make a living by what we get… We make a life by what we give. - Winston Chruchill $3.50 |  Blank $2.95 |
 Attention: Office Morale Policy. Due to the importance of the proper exchange and expression of feelings in the workplace, the management has complied the following coded list. It is expected that employees memorize these phrases. $3.99 |  Survival Tips: You can still have fun when you're lost. Making fire wood in 2 easy steps. Fig. 1 and Fig. 2. like getting warm and dry. Olso, Remember to bring an Axe when you get lost, and don't hit your foot. Repeat 3-400 times and you'll be all ser. then light a fire! $2.95 |  Hold a true friend with both hands. - Nigerian proverb $3.50 |
 A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane $3.50 |  $3.50 |  Blank. $3.50 |
 In my dream the angel shrugged & said, If we fail this time, it will be a failure of imagination & then she placed the world gently in the palm of my hand. $2.75 |  The verb "To Love" in Persian is "To Have A Friend" $2.95 |  Develop your eccentricities while you're young. That way, when you're old, people won't think you're gaga. - David Ogilvy $2.95 |
 The safe way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. - Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard $2.95 |  I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cos till you come home. $2.95 |  Sometimes you just need a shoulder to drink on. $3.95 |
 All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike (Sir Terrance Allan) Milligan $2.95 |  Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. Inside: If you are obsessive -compulsive, press 1 repeatedly… $3.99 |  Where the hell is my pickle fork? I can't have anything nice with you kids. $3.95 |
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 They tell me that you'll lose your mind when you get older. What they don't say is that you won't miss it very much. - Malcolm Cowley $3.50 |  To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except take excerise, get up early, or be respectable. - Oscar Wilde $2.95 |  I think I've discovered the meaning of life. You just hang around until you get used to it. - Charles M. Schlutz $2.95 |
 I'm unfriending you. I have little or no interest in the color of your stool. $3.95 |  If I were any gassier, I'd be you. $3.95 |  To be honest, he's not really into grills. $3.95 |
 Lilin' la vida xanax. $3.95 |  Do I look like I'm interested in organizing a cookie exchange? Flavored vodka shots maybe, but cookies? … doubtful. $3.95 |  Blank Inside. $2.99 |
 I'm SO here for you! $2.99 |  Does this diet make my face look hungry? $2.99 |  We put the spring in each other's step. $2.99 |
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