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![No Matter Where Life Takes Us No Matter Where Life Takes Us](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/no-matter-where-life-takes-us-30.png) No matter where life takes us, I can always count on you to pull me through. $2.50 | ![Love your self's self Love your self's self](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/love-your-self-s-self-31.png) Love your self's self where it lives. My self's self loves being friends with you. $2.95 | ![10 nasty things a woman 10 nasty things a woman](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/10-nasty-things-a-woman-30.png) 10 Nasty Things A Woman Shouldn't Say To A Naked Man ... 1. Does it come with an air pump? 2. You know they have surgery to fix that. 3. (Giggle and point) 4. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 5. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 6. This explains your car. 7. But it still works right? 8. Are you cold? 9. At least this won't take long. 10. WHy don't we skip right to the cigarettes? $3.50 |
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![Things not to say - Sex Things not to say - Sex](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/things-not-to-say-sex-30.png) Things to to say during sex…I have to poop- This is your first time.. right? - $3.50 | ![A laugh A laugh](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/a-laugh-44.png) A laugh is the shortest distance between two people. $3.50 | ![Being a Mother... Prozac Being a Mother... Prozac](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/being-a-mother-prozac-32.png) Being a mother has been the best experience of my life. That reminds me… I'm out of Prozac. $3.95 |
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![A Real Friend Will Help You A Real Friend Will Help You](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/a-real-friend-will-help-you-26.png) A real friend will help you hide the body. Inside: Blank $2.50 | ![Doesn't piss me off Doesn't piss me off](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/doesn-t-piss-me-off-31.png) It finally dawned on me... There's not a single thing about him that doesn't piss me off. $3.95 | ![Martha so Charming Martha so Charming](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/martha-so-charming-32.png) I think what makes Martha so charming is her ability to blow up at a moment's notice. $3.95 |
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