 I'm sorry I don't know what got into me. $3.75 |  Blank inside. $3.75 |  We've shared a lot of dirt. $3.75 |
 When words are not enough. $3.75 |  Ever wonder what dogs do when they retire? $3.75 |  Blank Inside. $3.75 |
 I love you… So deal with it! $2.99 |  Love your hair, hope you win. $3.95 |  Hey! I'm not just a piece of meat you know. $3.95 |
 Don't look now, Jeanette, But is that her ass or did they raise the Titanic? $3.95 |  The longer she dates me, the better she looks. - Robert Bruce Langham III $2.50 |  I'm living so far above my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - Saki (Hector Hugh Munro) $2.95 |
 I always wanted to be somebody, but I realize that I should have been more specific. - Lily Tomlin $2.95 |  No one appreciates the very special genius of our conversation as a dog does. - Christopher Morley $2.50 |  My life is so perfect, I'm looking for a problem to drink about. $3.95 |
 Inside every older lady is a young woman wondering what the hell happened. $2.95 |  She laid on my chest & her breathing filled me almost to beyond what I could hold. $2.75 |  There is not a shred of evidence that life is serious. - Ogden Nash $2.95 |
 Start every day with a smile, and get it over with. - W.C. Fields $3.50 |  Blank $2.95 |  Blank $2.95 |
 The one happiness in life, to love and be loved. George Sand (Amantine - Aurore - Lucile Dupin, Baroness Dudevant) $2.50 |  Remember MISERS? They could SAVE money! $2.95 |  Things you want to say at Work but can't. Inside: list of things not to say. $3.50 |
 Blank $2.95 |  Depth of friendship does not depend on length of acquaintance. -Sir Rabindranath Tagore $2.50 |  Did you ever stop to think, and then forget to start again? - A.A. Milne $2.95 |
 Women and cats do as they damn well please. Men and dogs should relax, and get used to it. - Robert A. Heinlein $2.95 |  Times are tough. Inside Reads: YOUR GREETING HERE $3.50 |  Dear Mom, Prison is not so bad after all. My cellmate, Leon, is really nice. p.s. Please send lipstick and a wig. $3.95 |
 (a paper flower meant as much to her as a daffodil or rose.) $2.95 |  When it comes to dieting, remember one simple rule... "If you can't lose it, decorate it." $3.95 |  I just ran into your... _______Ex _______Boss _______Mother-In-Law _______Identical Twin $3.95 |
 Girl with mink coat. Now that he had bought the cow, the milk was going to be extraordinarily expensive. Blank inside. $3.50 |  Blank $2.95 |  Blank $2.95 |
 There are moments when I'm completely at peace, but it's usually before my children wake up and they'll have none of that. Artist: Brian Andreas $2.75 |  Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett $3.50 |  If there were no dogs in heaven, then I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers $2.95 |
 Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras $2.95 |  Outside: Some day, when I'm older, I'll smoke and I'll drink and I'll be the biggest whore this little town has ever seen! Inside Reads: See, dreams do come true! Happy Birthday! $3.50 |  Your mother looks good, but your father looks better. $3.95 |
 In retrospect Earl should have married his other cousin. $3.95 |  I was never meant to fly coach. $3.95 |  Yet another satisfied customer from connie's cut and curl; where they say... "if your hair isn't becoming to you, you should be coming to us." $3.95 |
 Most people don't know there are angels whose job is to make sure you don't get too comfortable and fall asleep and miss your life. $2.75 |  You kids put that homework away! These cocktails aren't gonna refill themselves. $3.95 |  Does it really matter what these affectionate people do, as long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses? - Mrs. Patrick Campbell $2.95 |
 Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of life. - William Feather $3.50 |  Drugs kill. Outfits alienate. $3.95 |  Did I mention that Esther finally got her medical marijuana card? $3.95 |
 It was either send a card or drunk dial you. $4.95 |  Let's drink to friendship. $4.50 |  Admit it. This card is so so so much better than a facebook post. $4.95 |
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 An organic love story. $4.50 |  Look into my eyes. We are destined to be lovers. $4.50 |