Outside:Britalin product warning and label:
Inside: Have a crazy-ass, shavin'-yer-head, ho-tastic birthday!
Britalin: For those diagnosed with ADHD*
*Absolutely Demented Ho Disorder
With Britalin you can:
• Keep your panties on!
• Stop dropping the kids!
• Dress less trashy!
• Avoid DUI arrests!
• Date decent guys!
Tame your inner Britney today y'all!