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Grant me the Birthday

Grant me the  Birthday
Item# 051300
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Outside: Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on, as they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow.
Inside: Amen! Happy Birthday!