Anatomically Correct Guide 2 Guys
• Head: Tends to swivel anytime a pretty girl walks by.
• Ears: Unable to hear anything but sports scores.
• Heart: Currently no evidence that one actually exists.
• Six-Pack: Tends to look more like a one-pack or keg.
• Butt: Needs to be kicked on a regular basis.
• Hands: Can't seem to control them on dates.
• Knees: Usually scuffed from begging for forgiveness.
• Legs: Usually running from any kind of commitment.
• Foot: Usually inserted into mouth.
Inside: Who cares about the rest as long as the one good part still works!