10 Nasty Things A Woman Shouldn't Say To A Naked Man
1. Does it come with an air pump?
2. You know they have surgery to fix that.
3. (Giggle and point)
4. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
5. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
6. This explains your car.
7. But it still works right?
8. Are you cold?
9. At least this won't take long.
10. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?