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Robots B'day
Happy Beepin' Birthday.
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Frog with Drgonfly
I'd never froget your birthday.
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WINE! How Classy People Get Shitfaced
Wine - How classy people get shitfaced.
Inside: Happy birthday, darling
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Seltzer - Frosting on Your Cake
May the frosting of your cake runneth over!
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Farewell to Youth
Farewell to youth. And hello to early-bird specials.
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Money and Medication
With money and medication we're unstoppable. Happy birthday super friend.
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Lying to my face
Thanks for lying to my face when I need you to. Happy Birthday true friend.
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Collecting Golf Balls Birthday Card
Course open, all persons caught collecting golf balls on his golf course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed. .... Hope your birthday is a ball!
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0506
Friday Is Casual
Outside: Friday is Casual Sex Day.
Inside: It's your birthday. Get the memo?
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Your Ass Is As Big As Mine
Okay, maybe your ass is as big as mine. Happy Birthday!
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Babies Come From
Remember when you asked your mom where babies come from? Happy Rebirth-day
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To Be Beautiful
To be beautiful is to always and only be you. To your beautiful inside and out. Happy Birthday.
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Birds and Cat on a Line
May all your wildest dreams come true.
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Animals on Ceiling Fan
It's your birthday… put your own special spin on having a highly good time!
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Old Woman with Cake
Age is something that doesn't matter. Unless you are a cheese. It's all in the attitude.
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Dog Hovering Over Cake
Calories don't count if no one sees you.
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friend having BD.. whore
114 across. Five letter word for friend having birthday. w h o r e
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PULL OUT METHOD
Happy Birthday Now it's time to raise a toast to your Dad's pull-out method.
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Hey we still have our youth
Hey gals, we still have our youth... He's tied up in the bedroom naked. Happy Birthday.
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You Could Be Neutered
Remember, there are things worse that being a year older... You could be neutered! Happy Birthday.
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Homonym Fun
Enjoy the festivities! Happy Birthday!
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Man Balancing On Chairs
Life's an adventure… enjoy the view!
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Just For Laughs
Here's to a year of light and laughter. Happy Birthday.
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Old Women Playing Game
They say women outlive men. So, that's why there are no men around here. I thought I was in the lesbian lounge! Score a big one on your birthday.
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Doctor with Drum
Mind if I play a little drum roll before you whip those bad boys off? Another year behind you! Have a Happy Birthday.
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Make a birthday wish
Make a birthday wish and have a dream day.
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Yes, Dear, I Heard You
Yes, dear, I heard you. You're going to roast a pig. ... Happy Sizzling Birthday. You are so hot!
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Inner Beauty is for Amateurs
Inner beauty is for amateurs. Botox is for pros. Happy birthday beautiful.
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Schitt Family Tree
Outside: The Schitt Family Tree
Inside Reads: Happy Birthday you Old Schitt.
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Paddle Store
Outside: The Lord Provides Schit Creek Paddle Store
Inside: Here's to smooth sailing on your birthday!
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*How To Tell When Your Youth is Over
OUTSIDE: SO DOLL YOU KNOW HOW TO TELL WHEN YOUR YOUTH IS OVER?
Inside: Your drugs come from Canada instead of Mexico. Happy birthday.
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Four Dancers doing the charles
Girls gone wild... There's no prohibition of having fun. Happy Birthday, Dollface!
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Dancers dressed as utensils
Remember, it's not how you feel, it's how you look. Happy Birthday.
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That's Mister President
ThOutside: That's MISTER President to you, Cracker!
Inside: Happy Birthday Homie!
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Your friend and I wanted to
Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... So we're having you put to sleep. Happy Birthday.
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Cat Has Nads
Ed, wake up! the cat has your 'nads again! ... It's your birthday. Let it all hang out!
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Hard To Shop For
I know yesterday was your birthday. But you're so hard to shop for!
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Male Body
Hope this birthday is a cut above the rest!
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Been Recycled
So many parts of you have been recycled!
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New Privacy Policy
We respect your privacy, so we won't make you tell everyone how old you are. (They already know, anyway.)
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Taped Cell Phone
Can you hear me now?
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#1 Job
Job #1 is for you to have a happy birthday. Don't ask about #2.
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Penguin Splash
Make a splash!
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Cheerios Bday
Still not a morning person!
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Blonde and Computer
Just white out a few years.
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Out Of Control
Everyday is a party at your house!
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Cat On Scratched Furniture
How do you really feel about having another birthday?
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For Your Own Good
It's for your own good. Last year you ate the whole cake!
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Dogs with the Sprinkler
Hope you have this much fun on your birthday!
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Ice Cream Gal
Attitude is everything.
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Raccoon
Busted!
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Child on Dock
Enjoy every minute of your birthday!
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The Obamas and Queen Elizabeth
It's your Birthday and we couldn't be happier!
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