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Love and Friendship


World Peace not Fashion
That Leona was a looker and the crown would have been hers, too; if only she had said "World Peace" instead of "Fashion First".
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Hey, you were there
Hey, you were there that night. Did you get his last name?
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Mom & Kids  in Swimsuits
Now remember kids… No running, no diving, and no salt on my margaritas.
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Want to rip my clothes off
You make me want to rip my clothes off. Or am I just having hot flashes?
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What good can come from
What good can come from a day that starts with getting up?
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3-D Glasses
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Now Be a Dear
Now be a dear and fetch mommy her flask.
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Yeast Infection
For the life of me, I don't know how I got that yeast infection. I was in and out of that bakery in less than a minute.
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The gladdest hours
The gladdest hours that we know begin with a friend or two. - Wilbur D. Nesbit
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Three girls in pointy hats
It is a sweet thing, friendship. - Percy Bysshe Shelley
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girls picking noses
It was nearly impossible to tell the girls apart. Fortunately, one picked her let and the other picked her right.
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Man in swimsuit
Our next contestant in the swimsuit competition is Mr. Tennessee; Herb Odum. Herb enjoys hand puppets, water aerobics, rabbit hunting, and cross stich. Herb was also voted this year's Mr. Congeniality.
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Clock At Station
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D Batteries
Don’t blame me Wanda! I specifically told you it took "D" Size batteries and not to use it in the bathtub.
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Remember When You Were Young
Remember when you were young and gay. Well, thank goodness you're still gay.
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Beat the hell out
This was the house i grew up in. Not much, but it sure beat the hell out of that piece of shit trailer park you came from.
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A Fine Stallion
OUTSIDE: PINK SUMMER DRESS ITH RUFFLES AND A HITE SATIN SASH: $200.00 pERKY STRAW HAT WITH FLOWERS: $125.00... INSIDE: AN AFTERNOON WITH A FINE STALLION: PRICELESS! Artist: Peter J. Ketchum
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Small Childs Prayer
…and bless Mommy and Daddy, and crazy Aunt Ruby and all her kitties, and the morons in the trailer next door. Amen.
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Friends Are Relatives
Friends are relatives that you make for yourself. - Eustace Deschamps
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Brother Wolf
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
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Viagra Cat
Outside: Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and giving the Viagra to the cats.
Hope you're up for another birthday!
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Three women in costumes
We have become the kind of people our parents warned us about. - Augustus John
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Diarrhea and Lice
Happy Birthday! Come on in! I'm sorry, but Robert's got diarrhea and the kids both have lice, so... it's just going to be us. I hope you're hungry!
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We wouldn't have to work
We wouldn't have to work so hard if we didn't have so many frogs to kiss.
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Kissing The Frog
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Listen Here You..
Listen here you flat chested, broad assed, penciled-in eye browed, tupperware snatchin' wench! Give me back my deviled egg carrier.
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Love having no
Love, having no geography, knows no boundaries. - Truman Capote
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I love Deadlines
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams.
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Be my ob/gyn
If there is a God, please let this guy be my ob/gyn
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Drink While I Fish
I don't usually drink while I fish. I just drink.
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Good Friends Are Like Stars
Good friends are like starts. you don't always see them, but you know they're always there!
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Cocktails to raise
It takes a cocktail to raise a village.
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Ever notice that
Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision? - Unknown Hollywood script writer
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We are here to help
We are here to help each other get through this - Whatever it is. - Mark Vonnegut
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woman in kitchen "drunk BY 7"
Mother of Kid. Grandmother of twelve. Drunk by twelve.
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Love beyond words
Love beyond words.
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Blume - We Are Friends For Life
We are friends for life. When we're together the years fall away. Isn't that what matters? To have someone who can remember with you? To have someone who remembers how far you've come?
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Hair Was Her Chaperone
Outside: Her hairdo was her chaperone.
Inside Reads: How do you DO?
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Drinks Well With Others
Drinks well with others.
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Out of Liquor
Liquor cabinet empty? Take a hint for Eloise… About one hour before your next party, call everyone on your guest list and tell them you're running low on alcohol.
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Woman in Battle w/ French Flag
Oops! Wardrobe malfunction. Bad Days happen. Hope you come through with flying colors.
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Old lady lying by car
You know i'm not wearing any underwear.
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Plane on Runway
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to North Carolina. Please return your hair to its full, upright position.
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better than these people
I ain't nobody. I ain't from nothing. But I'm sure as hell better than these people.
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Middle age is when
Middle age is when you are sitting home on a Saturday night, and the phone rings, and you hope it's not for you. - Ogden Nash
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I base most of my fashion
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner
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Awakening
In those days, we finally chose to walk like giants & hold the world in arms grown strong with love & there may be many things we forget in the days to come, but this will not be one of them.
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Going over falls in canoe card
The act of Love transcends thought, transcends Words. it is a daring Plnge into the dancing Waters of Life.
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Assurance
Ah, how good it feels: the hand of an old hand.
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Grumpy old man Happy woman
The supply of good women far exceeds that of men who deserve them. - Robert Graves
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for they were whores
The gals were left alone whilst Gary and Ronnie went to the boat show. They loved their husbands.. And everyone else's too, for they were whores.
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DOGGEREL - card
If a dog like this climbed on a rock and brought 4 shoes but only 1 sock, how many socks would the poor dog seek to be well dress on all his feet?
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Never try to outstubborn
Never try to out stubborn a cat. - Robert Heinlein
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A cat is above all else
A cat is above all else, a dramatist. - Margaret Benson
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Dog hand shake
The glow of one warm thought is to me worth more than money. - Thomas Jefferson
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All the things I really
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening. - Alexander Woollcott
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I eat up
I eat up your every word.
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The full value
To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with. - Mark (Samuel Clemens) Twain
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Every Plan
Every Plan A needs a Plan B.
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Love, Giraffe Love
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2 Girls with Flower Eyes
I see us being friends forever.
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Naked Old Golfers
…And they say the hearing is the first to go! Go for it on your birthday!
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Ass Look Big
Does this outfit make my ass look big?
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Dogs Bowling
We're in a league of our own!
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Two Dogs Black and White
Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure.
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Cat and Yellow Feather
It's your birthday. Be bad. Be very bad.
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Women in Pool
I've got everything I always had. Only it's six inches lower. Whatever it is, enjoy it.
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Girl Blow Kisses
Kiss! Kiss! Happy Birthday!
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3 Famous Old Actresses
It's been over 3 months. Almost 2 years. Maybe once a decade, if that.
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3 Boys answer to Jessica
Kent is now eleven and still wets the bed. Danny turns eight in January and is failing remedial math class. Timmy, our six year old, only answers to "Jessica."
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Rope 'n Ride
Apparently it's a two-for-one down at the "rope 'n ride". Happy Birthday.
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A Day Without Laughter
A day without laughter is a wasted day. - Charlie (Sir Charles Spencer) Chaplin
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Our professional life
Our professional life has been a long shameless exercise in avoidance. - Elwyn Brooks White
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