![Cat Purrfect B'day Cat Purrfect B'day](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/cat-purrfect-b-day-24.png) purrrfect Birthday Inside: Hope it's the cat's meow $3.95 | ![Longhorn Bull Semen Longhorn Bull Semen](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/longhorn-bull-semen-32.png) Alright frank, that's eight vials of longhorn bull semen, two boxes of extra long rubber gloves and a dozen party hats. Tell your mama I said, "Hey!" Happy Birthday. $3.95 | ![Big Bob's Butt Barn Big Bob's Butt Barn](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/buttbarn-26.png) Big Bob's Butt Barn: Everything for the anal enthusiast .... Have a Bootylicious Birthday. $3.50 |
![Color Study of BD Hats Color Study of BD Hats](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/color-study-of-bd-hats-47.png) Don't dare to be different. Dare to be yourself. To the you You dare to be in the world. Happy Birthday. $2.95 | ![Erection Alarm Erection Alarm](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/erection-alarm-30.png) New Invention of the Year - Cyril fails to impress the judges with his 'Erection Alarm' ... Ding Dong. It's your birthday again. $3.50 | ![The Young and Old Share The Same The Young and Old Share The Same](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/the-young-and-old-share-the-same-30.png) The young and the old share the same story... "Opps, I crapped my pants!" Happy Birthday. $2.50 |
![Happiness Happiness](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/happiness-26.png) Happiness... Everyday. Happy Birthday $3.50 | ![Paige - How Old Would You Be Paige - How Old Would You Be](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/paige-how-old-would-you-be-28.png) How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? $2.95 | ![Upside Down Hats Upside Down Hats](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/upside-down-hats-31.png) Aerial view of upside down birthday hats: 1-9 (Black Elastic Straps) In celebration of you. Happy Birthday. $2.95 |
![OK Who Wants ... OK Who Wants ...](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/okay-who-wants-26.png) OK, who wants to get their butt whipped? Happy Birthday. I hope you get all you've asked for. $3.50 | ![Woman in Purple dress Woman in Purple dress](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/woman-in-purple-dress-31.png) Immoral filth, Twisted perversions, COmpromising positions, Intoxicating substances ..... It's gonna be another great year! Happy Birthday $3.99 | ![*Save Me TIme Stick to My Butt *Save Me TIme Stick to My Butt](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/save-me-time-stick-to-my-butt-31.png) OUTSIDE: SAVE ME TIME, JUST STICK THIS DIRECTLY TO MY BUTT! Inside: I see you gained another year. Happy Birthday! $3.25 |
![Eye Poppin' Eye Poppin'](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/eye-poppin-30.png) I can't believe how radiant and eye-popping you look! Happy Birthday. $3.50 | ![On Fire Need Extinguisher On Fire Need Extinguisher](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/on-fire-need-extinguisher-26.png) Borrow my fire extinguisher? Gee, I don't know Ted, you still haven't returned the weed-wacker I lent you. ..... Hope your birthday is smokin'! $3.50 | ![You Be Thelma and I'll Be Louise You Be Thelma and I'll Be Louise](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/you-be-thelma-and-i-ll-be-louise-31.png) You be Thelma and I'll be Louise. Have a Smashing Birthday. $3.50 |
![Big Woman w/ Chihuahua Big Woman w/ Chihuahua](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/big-woman-w-chihuahua-30.png) Under Pressure? Relax and have a great birthday! $2.25 | ![Bill Forgot His Wife's Birthday Bill Forgot His Wife's Birthday](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/bill-forgot-his-wife-s-22.png) Outside: "Looks like Bill has forgotten his wife's birthday again!" Inside Reads: Getting older? Don't forget to have a happy birthday. $3.50 | ![Phuk Family Tree Phuk Family Tree](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/phuk-family-tree-26.png) Outside: The Phuk Family Tree Inside Reads: Happy Phucking Birthday. $3.50 |
![Old Couple with Walkers Old Couple with Walkers](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/old-couple-with-walkers-32.png) Outside: I said, you missed a belt loop. Inside: For God's sake, keep your pants on. It's only another birthday! $3.50 | ![Poodle on Red Carpet Poodle on Red Carpet](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/poodle-on-red-carpet-29.png) Still able to stop traffic. Happy Birthday! $2.99 | ![I'll drink to that I'll drink to that](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/i-ll-drink-to-that-48.png) I'll drink to that... or anything else you've got to say. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |
![Indian Dancer - Bliss Indian Dancer - Bliss](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/indian-dancer-bliss-26.png) Bliss. Have an intense Happy Birthday. $3.95 | ![Sunshine freedon and a little Sunshine freedon and a little](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/sunshine-freedon-and-a-little-26.png) Sunshine freedom and a little flower. Have a lovely birthday. $3.95 | ![SHITBURGER SHITBURGER](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/shitburger-30.png) Shitburger- Do you want flies with that? Happy Birthday and all that shit. $3.50 |
![Happy Birthday Skull Happy Birthday Skull](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/happy-birthday-skull-30.png) Happy Birthday. Have a blast. $3.95 | ![Trust me wear the mask Trust me wear the mask](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/trust-me-wear-the-mask-30.png) Trust me, wear the mask. You'll wish you had it on when you're swinging your ass from the chandelier. Happy Birthday $3.95 | ![You are the First You You are the First You](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/you-are-the-first-you-27.png) You are the first you there ever was. And definitely the most fabulous. Happy birthday you. $2.95 |
![Super Size Me Super Size Me](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/super-size-me-30.png) Super Size Me. Hope your birthday is super (would you like fries with that?) $3.50 | ![Born to be Wild Born to be Wild](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/born-to-be-wild-30.png) Born to be wild! Happy Birthday! $2.50 | ![Coffee Exactly How You Like It Coffee Exactly How You Like It](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/coffee-exactly-how-you-like-it-29.png) I hope your birthday is exactly how you like it. $4.50 |
![Skating with Scissors Skating with Scissors](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/skating-with-scissors-25.png) It's amazing how you've made it this far. May your good fortune continue. $4.95 | ![Cymbol Monkey Cymbol Monkey](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/cymbol-monkey-29.png) Birthdays are so exciting. $4.50 | ![Hamster Wheel Crazy Time Hamster Wheel Crazy Time](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/hamster-wheel-crazy-time-25.png) Time to get a little crazy. It's your birthday! $4.95 |
![Birthday Beers Birthday Beers](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/birthday-beers-29.png) A few of us are going to a bar for your birthday. You should come too! $4.50 | ![Salami Bear Birthday Salami Bear Birthday](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/salami-bear-birthday-29.png) Happy Birthday Salami Bear! Chomp Chomp Yay! $4.50 | ![The Perks of being over 50 The Perks of being over 50](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/the-perks-of-being-over-50-58.png) The Perks of being over 50: contains a list inside. Happy Birthday! $3.99 |
![The Fashion Show of 1961 The Fashion Show of 1961](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/the-fashion-show-of-1961-30.png) Hope your birthday is full of surprises! $2.95 | ![Grant me the … Birthday Grant me the … Birthday](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/grant-me-the-birthday-31.png) Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on, as they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow. Amen! Happy Birthday! $3.50 | ![Old Woman and Cabinet Old Woman and Cabinet](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/old-woman-and-cabinet-29.png) Work it, birthday girl! $2.59 |
![3 Nuns - Good News Bad News 3 Nuns - Good News Bad News](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/3-nuns-good-news-bad-news-25.png) The good news is they're praying for you. The bad news is there's only three of them. Happy Birthday! $2.99 | ![Why Did I Come In Here Why Did I Come In Here](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/why-did-i-come-in-here-29.png) May cosmic bliss come down and scratch you on the belly. $2.99 | ![The Critters The Critters](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/the-critters-29.png) Rock on. $2.99 |
![Obama Iowa Thrill Ride Obama Iowa Thrill Ride](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/obama-iowa-thrill-ride-47.png) Hope you have this much fun on your birthday! $3.75 | ![Obama with Taco Obama with Taco](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/obama-with-taco-46.png) Lets do lunch on your birthday! $3.75 | ![Kid on Tricycle w/ wedgie lady Kid on Tricycle w/ wedgie lady](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/kid-on-tricycle-w-wedgie-lady-48.png) You haven't changed a bit! $3.75 |
![Old man and plane Old man and plane](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/old-man-and-plane-43.png) Never too old for toys. $3.75 | ![Mouse with a megaphone Mouse with a megaphone](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/mouse-with-a-megaphone-44.png) No reason to keep it quiet! $3.75 | ![Pay phone in the forest Pay phone in the forest](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/pay-phone-in-the-forest-44.png) Call me when you're ready to celebrate. $3.75 |
![Fat Cat With Hat and Booze Fat Cat With Hat and Booze](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/fat-cat-with-hat-and-booze-24.png) And here's to many more! $3.75 | ![Flight to Mars ride Flight to Mars ride](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/flight-to-mars-ride-44.png) Another birthday? Get outta here! $3.75 | ![Man with Steaks and Grill on Fire Man with Steaks and Grill on Fire](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/man-with-steaks-and-grill-on-fire-45.png) Cake is for wimps! $3.75 |
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![Screaming Lady Screaming Lady](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/screaming-lady-49.png) FIRE! Oh… it's just your cake. $3.75 |