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Red Mont Claie with Lady
Some things are ageless… Including you!
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PP2928
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Puppies in Carriage
Here's to many, many, many, more.
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3 Dogs Jumping In Water
Here's to fun time together!
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Big Cake with Tiny Lady
Calories Shmalories.
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Bright Bird Tilting head
You're HOW old?
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Path Through Rosey Garden
Wishing you a lovely birthday!
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Raccoons Boarding Bus
Have a night on the town!
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Man With Billboard Face
Happy birthday to a guy who really uses his head.
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Dog Looking at Black Board
According to my calculations it's time for your birthday!
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Graffetti Bathroom Stall
For a good time, call me on your birthday.
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Parent and Baby Penguin
Have a very cool birthday!
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Constellations
Here's to you. Happy Birthday!
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Been Everywhere
… and not impressed by ANY of it.
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Neighbor's kid
You know you're getting old when you have to hire the neighbor kid to blow out all those candles. Happy Birthday.
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Swimsuit on Backwards Birthday Card
Outside: I said 'I think you've got your swimsuit on backwards.'
Inside: You really stand out in a crowd! Happy Birthday!
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Women's Shoes
Most likely to work in woman's shoes. Happy Birthday.
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At our age
Sex at our age is the early bird special. Happy Birthday.
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Tell Me Again
Tell me again… Who are you and why am I here? Happy Birthday.
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You're My Hero! 2 Women
You're cheap! You're easy! You're a slut! And? You're my hero!
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Sagging Bagging Dragging
You know honey! …it's time for a nip, tuck or suck.
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Blind Mullet
Outside: Please help me. I'm blind and think I may have a mullet!
Inside: ... Help! You're already old and it's your birthday again!
$3.50
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I'll Have the...
I'll have the fuckin' Cheeseburger with the fuckin' fries and some fuckin' coffee. ... happy fuckin' birthday!
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Don't Be Ridiculous
Don't be ridiculous, of course we don't look your age!
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Cook Anything You Want
Outside: It's your birthday? Cook anything you want for supper!
Inside: Happy Birthday. It's all about you!
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UnBirthday
It's Time for a Madly Happy UnBirthday!
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Wiener Shrinks up to Nothing
Once that wiener hits the pool it's gonna shrink up to nothin'. Happy Birthday.
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The Animal March
Sorry I'm a little behind. Happy Belated Birthday.
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FAIRY PARTY CARD
May all your wishes come true! Happy Birthday.
$2.50
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St. Mary Juana Birthday Card
Outside: St. Mary Juana: Our Lady of Wacky Tobacky
Inside: Hope this birthday takes you higher.
$3.50
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And Voila Margaritas
And voila! Margaritas for everyone! Happy birthday! let the good times roll.
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President Now Available in Black
Outside: President Now available in black
Inside: Have a Barakin' birthday!
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Power Surge
Inside Reads: Enjoy Your Birthday�It'll Be Over In A Flash.
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Queer Eye for the Conservative
Queer eye for the conservative guy...Loosen up and have a good birthday!
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Heart Check Bang
Okay, Mr. Collins, Lets see how that old heart of your is doing. Celebrate your birthday with a bang.
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Batman Utility Belt
I think I liked the utility belt better than the fanny pack. Happy Birthday to a real Caped Crusader!
$3.50
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Old Lady Cora
Oh, lookie here... Cora passed. i knew i'd outlive that tramp. Happy Birthday.
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Won a Free Dog
Samantha has been on so many blind dates, she finally won a free dog. Woof! Happy Birthday!
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Joan Crawford
Don't make me go all Joan Crawford on your ass! .. No wire hangers! Only Happy Birthdays!
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Queen?
Sadly, it was Bob who turned out to be a bigger queen. Happy Birthday your Highness.
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Old Friends Bless
One of the blessings of old friends is that you can afford to be stiupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Inside: Happy Birthday to a drea friend who has never quiet settled for being normal. Artist: Peter J Ketchum
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Woo Hoo
Life shouldn't be a journey to the grave withh the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather a skid in sideways champange in one hand, body thoroughly used up and worn out, screaming "woo-hoo, what a ride!" INSIDE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A FELLOW TRAVELER AND A WILD, WONDERFUL WOMAN! Artist Peter J Ketchum
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Secret to Happiness
The secret to happiness? Raise your skirt and lower your expectations. Happy Birthday.
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Stuck
Happy Birthday. I'd get up but I'm having a hot flash and I'm stuck to the naugahyde.
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Schlepaholic
Outside: Schlepaholic
Inside: 12 schleps and we have to sit down! Have a restful birthday.
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How You Do Your Hair
It's not whether you win or lose, but how you do your hair. Happy Birthday
$3.50
0574
It's a bird! It's a plane!
It's a bird! it's a plane! …Nope, it's that creepy taxidermist next door. Happy Birthday
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Apple Martini Go Green
I'm doing my part to go green. Today for lunch I had three apple martinis. Happy Birthday.
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FREE SPIRIT CARD
Free Spirit is just a euphemism for slut. Have a spirited birthday.
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In Dog Years You'd Be Dead
Think of it like this.... In dog years you'd be dead. Happy Birthday
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King Penguins & Elephant Seals
Looks like you started without us!
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Comet Kid
Happy Birthday to one of the greatest kids in the Cosmos!
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Men's Frat
Wild living slows down the aging process. ... No wonder you look so young! Happy Birthday!
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Mae At Bat
Happy Birthday to someone who's in a league of her own.
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Moo-Shoe Pork
Have a porkfectly wonderful birthday!
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Shar-Pei and Fan
Another birthday? … Cool!
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Bill and Hillary
You've improved with age too!
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Gross Encounters
I see you're celebrating the Birthday in your usual dignified manner!
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The Mob Cats
Word on the street is you're having a birthday.
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Spoon Family
In honor of your birthday, we're using the good silver.
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Tower of Oreos
Too much of a good thing is just right on your birthday!
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Nude Rollerblader
Happy birthday from your butties!
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