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Henopause Birthday Card

Henopause Birthday Card
Item# 30026
$3.25
Availability: Available for Order

Product Description

"Outside: My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm..."
Oh, Lordy. Henopause!
Inside: You may not be a spring chicken, but you're still a tasty dish. Happy Birthday.