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Raining Hearts.
Inside: Showering you with love and happiness on your birthday
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Too Young to Buy Birthday Card
Outside: Tell me I look too young to buy this wine, ask to see my ID Card and nobody gets hurt.
Inside: I had no ID it was your birthday again. Happy Birthday.
$3.50
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Emotional Support Human
Inside: Thanks for always being there.
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Man on Sick Bed with "Doctor"
What's the bad new? I'm not a doctor. Have a feel good birthday.
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Whatever age you're claiming
Happy Birthday! You don't look a day over whatever age you're claiming to be!
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What's a Depository? Birthday Card
Outside: I said, you have a suppository in your ear so I think I know where your hearing aid is.
What's a depository?
Inside: I hear it's your birthday. Party on.
$3.50
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Buried Nuts Birthday Card
Outside: You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again.
Inside: Ahhh, nuts...you can't hide it...you're a year older!
$3.50
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Lorenzoni - Birthdays Are Good For You
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
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You are only young
Inside: Happy Birthday
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Dog Stuck to Fridge
Outside: Well, tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again?
Inside: Happy Birthday to a magnetic personality!
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Today You can't miss
Inside: Have a birthday!
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Wild Times
Inside: Happy Birthday
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Magical Birthday
Inside: Blank
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Party Octopus
Inside: Blank
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Middle Age Train
Inside: Happy Birthday
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NB375
Happy Birthday Yellow Flowers
$2.95
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Fun Coupon
Inside: Until then Happy Birthday from a Distance
$4.25
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CGF315
Today you are you,
Happy birthday!
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Nuns
Amen to that. Happy Birthday
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NB334
Happy Birthday You Old Hoe
$2.95
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Magical
Inside: May they all come true!
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CC1647
Don't be Normal
Inside: Happy Birthday!
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Cocktails on Black
Inside: Or to large a cocktail. Happy Birthday
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Blame That One Birthday Card
Outside: Try to blame that one on the dog.
Heard you were letting loose with another big one. Happy Birthday.
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Feeling special today?
Inside: Happy Birthday
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Snowsuit
Inside: Happy Birthday Hot Stuff
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NB381
Multiple Personality Birthday Card
Outside: Welcome! Multiple Personality Support Group. "Get Acquainted" Night.
Inside: Happy Birthday from all of us!
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Life is uncertain
Inside: Happy Birthday!
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Two Old Ladies at Table Birthday Card
Outside: At our age we can do lots of things younger women can't.
Inside: Like growing a mustache. Happy Birthday.
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Olga Party
Inside: Happy Birthday
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Stars Aligned
Inside: Your stars are aligned for A wonderful year ahead
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AML13
Wine hobby
Inside: Because everybody needs a hobby Happy Birthday!
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Golfer with Axe Birthday Card
Inside: Any way you slice it, you're the best. Happy Birthday
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Social Distancing
Inside: Happy Birthday hope you have a great time socially distanced or not
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PR124
If you Rest
Inside: Happy Birthday Borealis Press card measures 5 x 7 inches. Includes envelope.
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Porta Potty Birthday Card
Outside: Our sources show this is a heavily trafficked building of importance with ample storage. This must be their nation's capitol.
Inside: Our sources show you are another year older. Happy Birthday.
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30054
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Nobody Has Fun
Outside: Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why.
Inside: Holy crap! It's your birthday! Hope it hits the spot.
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97660
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Venti Vodka Vallium Latte To Go
OUTSIDE: I'D LIKE A VENTI VODKA VALLIUM MOCHA LATTE TO GO!
INSIDE: TIME TO FUEL UP FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION!
$2.75
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Terrorist Dog
Bad dog! ... Hope your birthday is da' bomb.
$3.50
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Unicorns Noah Birthday Card
Outside: Big storm's a brewin. Then I'm glad we didn't go on that cruise with your whack-job friend Noah.
Inside: Don't miss the boat. Have a Happy Birthday.
$3.50
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30047
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Baby Nursing Home Road
Outside: Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home.
Inside: Just remember. . .that day is coming sooner than you think! Happy Birthday!
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30032
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Dang Car Keys
Outside: Now where did I put them dang car keys?
Inside: Another year lost. Happy Birthday!
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Hairpiece Chin Strap Birthday Card
Outside: How'd you know it was a hairpiece? I think it was the chin strap.
Inside: Getting better looking every year.
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Windy Thursday Beer
Outside: It's windy. No. Thursday. Me too! Let's get some beers!
Inside: Have a happy birthday, that's one thing we can all agree on.
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Very Angry Birds Birthday Card
Inside: No need to squawk, it's just another birthday.
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Man With Cigar
Happy freakin' Birthday.
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Postal Cracks Birthday Card
Inside: Best regards and Happy Birthday.
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93754
STAMP "Fuck it"
Outside: Fuck It
Inside Reads: Another Birthday? Another year older? Fuck it!
$3.50
4728
Adult Diaper Thong
$3.50
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30030
Because We're Both Bitches
Outside: I think we get along so well because we're both bitches.
Inside Reads: Hope your birthday is bitchalicious!
$3.50
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Minister in Bathroom Birthday Card
Outside: Holy Water. Holy Shit.
Inside: Holey, moley it's your birthday.
$3.50
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Beer Birthday Card
Outside: Does this beer make me look fat?
Inside: Can't stomach the idea of getting older? Happy Birthday.
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30058
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Viagra & Prozac
I take my Viagra with Prozac. If it doesn't work, I don't care. Don't let your birthday get you down. Happy Birthday!
$3.50
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Lost Puppy Birthday Card
Inside: Birthdays can really be a pain in the butt! Have a good one.
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Flying Squirrel Birthday Card
Outside: Well, there you go. I guess Frank wasn't a flying squirrel after all.
Inside: Hope you're flying high on your birthday.
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That One's Male Birthday Card
Outside: I think that one's male.
Inside: Happy Birthday. Let the beer and testosterone flow.
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Practice Your Sand Wedge Outside
Outside: Look. Jerome. Unless you want me to crap on the bed, I'd suggest you practice your sand wedge outside.
Inside: Get a grip. It's just another birthday.
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Or Am I Crazy?
Is it warm in here or am I crazy? Warm Birthday Wishes!
$3.50
7921
VODKA GIRL
Vodka Girl: Saving the world and not remembering most of it the next day! *POW*
Inside Reads: Happy Birthday. Bottoms up!
$3.50
7471
World that works - Birthday
To a world that works for everyone, and to you who brings so much to this world (and mine). Happy Birthday.
$2.95
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Llama
Another birthday. Time to shave that llama. Or maybe you celebrate differently where your from.
$3.95
ske702
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Spider Veins
Spider Veins crows feet and cankles oh my. Let's toast to our inner beauty. Happy Birthday.
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Elect a Friggin' Moron
I still think we should include something in the constitution in case the people elect a Friggin' Moron. ... Your birthday constitutes a celebration! Happy Birthday!
$3.50
007534
Get Well, Elephant Sick in Bed
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Paws and Relax
Paws and relax.
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Old Woman Whoop
Another birthday, eh? Whoop-de-frickin' do.
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Woman in Grapes
Eveything gets better with age. Happy Birthday.
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Captain's Log
Yeah, that's a captain's log all right.
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Farmer and Sheep
It's your birthday… Get freaky!!!
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See Dick, See Jane
Checklist for any occasion inside.
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Woman Dricing Off Cliff
Monica had to choose between driving off a cliff or admitting her real age. She'll be missed.
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Sorry I Shit on Your Carpet
Outside: I'm in a hurry. Got any "Sorry I crapped on your carpet" cards?
Inside: Happy Birthday
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30010
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Nurse with Woman
Please step onto the livestock scale.
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Rum? Gin? Tequila?
Sorry, no booze at this party. Where is the fucking exit?
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Duck Decoy Birthday Card
Inside: Shoot, here comes another birthday.
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Homeless Man Called You?
Hope you get everything you want for your birthday!
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A Little Gray Hare
A little grey hare looks good on you. Happy Birthday.
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Old Man On Bike
Getting older ain't for sissies. Happy Birthday.
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Rub This Spot
Spot hopes you enjoy your day as much as he just enjoyed his!
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Woman With Spitz's Beer
Old people are so cute when they're fucked up!
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Man's Guide to Aging
A Man's Guide To Successful Aging
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The Perks of being over 50
The Perks of being over 50: contains a list inside. Happy Birthday!
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Hooker and Drug Dealer
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
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Café Mocha Vodka Marijuana Latte
Drink up, it's your birthday!
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Record
To a true classic. You're still #1 on my playlist.
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Dog Burying A Bone
Holy *#%!@ it's your birthday again?
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Octopus Holding Cupcakes
May all your wishes come true.
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