Outside: Hurrah! At Last I'm 40! Inside: Happy Birthday $2.50 | Happy Birthday. Have a Little Cake Do a Little Dance $3.95 | You made office whore of the month. Again. You made worst supply room lay. $2.95 |
What's the bad new? I'm not a doctor. Have a feel good birthday. $2.95 | In dog years, I'm dead! ... But in human years, you're still a pup! Happy Birthday. $2.75 | Happy Birthday! You don't look a day over whatever age you're claiming to be! $3.50 |
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! $2.95 | I'm ok, but I think the dog wants to go out. .... Party down and have a howling good time on your birthday. $2.50 | Old golfers never die, they just swing away. Happy Birthday. $2.50 |
Hello, gorgeous! Do I come here often? Have an unforgettable Birthday! $2.50 | That's the money I could have saved had I not married you 25 years ago. Happy Birthday, big spender. $2.95 | I think I'm finally getting the hang of this 'Texting' Thing. :) B-DAY 2 U! $2.95 |
I'd rather drink my martini than put on a bikini! At our age it's best to leave something to the imagination. Here's to one more year and a little more fabric. $2.75 | $2.95 | $2.95 |
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$2.95 | My dog ate your birthday present. You can have my dog if you want. $2.95 | When your kids act bratty people secretly like you better. I however always like you. Happy Birthday. $2.95 |
Someday when we're in Florida racing golf carts in bejeweled sweatsuits this will all seem hilarious. Happy Birthday Friend till the end. $2.95 | "Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advise from complete strangers. Please help." It's your birthday. Get all the help you can! $2.95 | Mom says she brought me into the world because she and dad love me very much and wanted me to be a part of their lives. She had you because she got drunk at the prom. $2.95 |
I'd like a venti vodka vallium mocha latte to go! Time to fuel up for your birthday. $2.75 | Bad dog! ... Hope your birthday is da' bomb. $2.95 | Happy freakin' Birthday. $2.95 |
STAMP "Fuck it" - Another Birthday? Another year older? Fuck it! $2.95 | I think we get along so well because we're both bitches. Hope your birthday is Bitchalicious! $2.95 | I take my Viagra with Prozac. If it doesn't work, I don't care. Don't let your birthday get you down. Happy Birthday! $2.95 |
Eric's Edible Underwear, inc. .... Happy Birthday sweet cheeks! $2.95 | Is it warm in here or am I crazy? Warm Birthday Wishes! $2.95 | Aw, geez. He's gonna make me chase that damn stick again. Hot diggity dog. It's your birthday. Can you stand the excitement? $2.50 |
Vodka Girl - Saving the world and not remembering most of it the next day! cheers! Happy Birthday! $2.95 | To a world that works for everyone, and to you who brings so much to this world (and mine). Happy Birthday. $2.95 | Back to Basics. My Grandfather's Martini Recipe. Enjoy life's simple pleasures and have a Happy Birthday $2.95 |
Another birthday. Time to shave that llama. Or maybe you celebrate differently where your from. $2.95 | Let's face it this whole clean living thing is a buzz kill. So let's celebrate semi-responsibly. Happy Birthday. $2.95 | Spider Veins crows feet and cankles oh my. Let's toast to our inner beauty. Happy Birthday. $2.95 |
I still think we should include something in the constitution in case the people elect a Friggin' Moron. ... Your birthday constitutes a celebration! Happy Birthday! $2.95 | No doll I'm not a model... I just have to stand like this when I cough, laugh, or sneeze. Don't you love being a girl? Happy Birthday. $2.75 | The older we get… the less concerned we are about appearences! $2.99 |
Paws and relax. $2.99 | Another birthday, eh? Whoop-de-frickin' do. $2.99 | Eveything gets better with age. Happy Birthday. $2.95 |
Yeah, that's a captain's log all right. $2.95 | It's your birthday… Get freaky!!! $2.95 | Checklist for any occasion inside. $2.95 |
Monica had to choose between driving off a cliff or admitting her real age. She'll be missed. $2.95 | Please step onto the livestock scale. $2.95 | Sorry, no booze at this party. Where is the fucking exit? $2.95 |
Hope you get everything you want for your birthday! $2.95 | A little grey hare looks good on you. Happy Birthday. $2.99 | Do Whatever it takes. $2.99 |
Getting older ain't for sissies. Happy Birthday. $2.99 | Spot hopes you enjoy your day as much as he just enjoyed his! $3.50 | Old people are so cute when they're fucked up! $2.95 |
A Man's Guide To Successful Aging $2.95 | The Perks of being over 50: contains a list inside. Happy Birthday! $2.95 | What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? $2.95 |
Drink up, it's your birthday! $2.95 | To a true classic. You're still #1 on my playlist. $3.95 | Holy *#%!@ it's your birthday again? $3.35 |
May all your wishes come true. $3.95 |
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