Outside: Hurrah! At Last I'm 40! Inside: Happy Birthday $2.50 | Happy Birthday. Have a Little Cake Do a Little Dance $3.95 | In dog years, I'm dead! ... But in human years, you're still a pup! Happy Birthday. $2.75 |
Happy birthday! You don't look a day over whatever age you're claiming to be! $3.50 | Looking svelt as ever. Happy Birthday. $2.75 | Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! $2.95 |
He volunteered for the anal probe .... It's your birthday, take it like a man. $2.95 | I'm ok, but I think the dog wants to go out. .... Party down and have a howling good time on your birthday. $2.50 | Old golfers never die, they just swing away. Happy Birthday. $2.50 |
Hello, gorgeous! Do I come here often? Have an unforgettable Birthday! $2.50 | That's the money I could have saved had I not married you 25 years ago. Happy Birthday, big spender. $2.95 | You deserve the best! Happy Birthday! $2.75 |
I think I'm finally getting the hang of this 'Texting' Thing. :) B-DAY 2 U! $2.95 | I'd rather drink my martini than put on a bikini! At our age it's best to leave something to the imagination. Here's to one more year and a little more fabric. $2.75 | My dog ate your birthday present. You can have my dog if you want. $2.95 |
When your kids act bratty people secretly like you better. I however always like you. Happy Birthday. $2.95 | Someday when we're in Florida racing golf carts in bejeweled sweatsuits this will all seem hilarious. Happy Birthday Friend till the end. $2.95 | "Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advise from complete strangers. Please help." It's your birthday. Get all the help you can! $2.95 |
Mom says she brought me into the world because she and dad love me very much and wanted me to be a part of their lives. She had you because she got drunk at the prom. $2.95 | I'd like a venti vodka vallium mocha latte to go! Time to fuel up for your birthday. $2.75 | Bad dog! ... Hope your birthday is da' bomb. $2.95 |
Happy freakin' Birthday. $2.95 | You'll go far. Happy Birthday $2.75 | STAMP "Fuck it" - Another Birthday? Another year older? Fuck it! $2.95 |
I think we get along so well because we're both bitches. Hope your birthday is Bitchalicious! $2.95 | I take my Viagra with Prozac. If it doesn't work, I don't care. Don't let your birthday get you down. Happy Birthday! $2.95 | Eric's Edible Underwear, inc. .... Happy Birthday sweet cheeks! $2.95 |
Is it warm in here or am I crazy? Warm Birthday Wishes! $2.95 | Let's see, we've taken you off smoking, drinking and rich food, what else do you enjoy? It's your birthday, enjoy it while you can. $2.95 | Aw, geez. He's gonna make me chase that damn stick again. Hot diggity dog. It's your birthday. Can you stand the excitement? $2.50 |
Wish I could fly in to tell you Happy Birthday $2.50 | Vodka Girl - Saving the world and not remembering most of it the next day! cheers! Happy Birthday! $2.95 | To a world that works for everyone, and to you who brings so much to this world (and mine). Happy Birthday. $2.95 |
Get lots of milage out of your birthday. $2.50 | When I grow up, I want to be just like you! Except not so old and with bigger boobs. Happy Birthday! $2.95 | And now, my rendition of Happy Birthday! $2.50 |
Happy Birthday to someone who's got it all together. $2.75 | May your glass always be full. Happy Birthday. $2.75 | Back to Basics. My Grandfather's Martini Recipe. Enjoy life's simple pleasures and have a Happy Birthday $2.95 |
On your birthday, let it all hang out! $2.50 | Another birthday. Time to shave that llama. Or maybe you celebrate differently where your from. $2.95 | Let's face it this whole clean living thing is a buzz kill. So let's celebrate semi-responsibly. Happy Birthday. $2.95 |
Spider Veins crows feet and cankles oh my. Let's toast to our inner beauty. Happy Birthday. $2.95 | I still think we should include something in the constitution in case the people elect a Friggin' Moron. ... Your birthday constitutes a celebration! Happy Birthday! $2.95 | No doll I'm not a model... I just have to stand like this when I cough, laugh, or sneeze. Don't you love being a girl? Happy Birthday. $2.75 |
You've improved with age too! Happy Birthday! $2.75 | Happy Birthday from your butties! $2.75 | Busted! Happy Birthday! $2.75 |
Lets do Lunch on your birthday! $2.75 | Here's to many, many, many more. Happy Birthday. $2.75 | After awhile, you stop counting. Happy Birthday. $2.75 |
Happy Birthday $2.75 | Happy Birthday to a woman of many talents. $2.75 | Eveything gets better with age. Happy Birthday. $2.95 |
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