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Cat in Cool Sunglasses
Have a cool Birthday!
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Turtle in Party Hat
There's a party wherever you are.
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Dog With Dynamite On Bone
You now have 30 seconds to blow out the candles. Have a dynamite birthday!
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Grand Canal Venice
You only improve with age.
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Loitering Jack
Try to stay out of trouble on your Birthday!
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Mongolian
Looks like it's time for that annual ritual!
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Queen Poolside
There are some things money can't buy.
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Hot Dog Effiel Tower
Happy birthday to a woman of many talents.
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Dogs with Cat Cake
May all your birthday wishes come true.
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Butts In Theatre
Hope you have the best seat in the house for your birthday.
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Bookkeeper
Now, if I could only remember where I put your present!
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Baby Doing Physics
And that's how you reverse the aging process.
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Swimming Cars
Not even global warming can keep us from wishing you a Happy Birthday.
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Oh To Be 10 Again
You haven't changed a bit.
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Guitar Trailer
It's your birthday, Rock and Roll.
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One of My Favorite People
After myself, you're one of my favorite people. Happy Birthday
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Big Smiles
Big Smiles. Happy Happy, Lucky, Lovely Birthday!
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Rock On Girl
Rock On! Have an Amazing Birthday!
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Woman With Drink and Green Hat
A darling hat, a cute dress, soon to be… a fucked up mess!
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Stop Drinking because of legs
I had to stop drinking because of my legs. Why, do they swell? No, they spread.
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Baby boy Steering Truck
You'll always be a kid at heart. Happy Birthday.
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*Cave Man and Wheel Rock
Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time. It's your birthday, just roll with it!
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They've Been All Over Her
They've been all over her since she had that Brazilian Wax. It's your birthday again. and I'm all over it!
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Blowing Out Candles
Another year up in smoke. Happy Birthday!
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Another Year
Another year... another wild ride. Have a blast! Happy Birthday!
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Dog in Wig
You look simply fabulous! Happy Birthday.
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Man Chasing Booze Hound
She was nothing but a man chasing booze-hound. Why can't you be more like her? Happy Birthday.
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Eric Would Never Forget
JFK's been shot! Eric would never forget what he was doing when he heard the news. ... Happy Unforgettable Birthday.
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You will be very happy
You will be very happy. Today and everyday! Happy Birthday
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Owl w/ owlettes in nest
Hope your birthday is a hoot!
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Calendar
I know your birthday is around this time but I'm not sure of the exact day. Could you do me a favor, and when it's your birthday, could you turn this card upside down and read the other side? Happy Birthday, I sincerely mean that. You are a truely special person who is wonderful in every way. Few people possess your creativity tempered with your wisdom. You are like a bunch of flowers, a rainbow, etc.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCESS
May all your dreams come true! Happy Birthday!
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Jamacian Dog
Don't worry, be happy. Happy Birthday.
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Electrified Mouse Seat Down
We've increased the voltage. Now the male mouse puts the little toilet seat down almost every time. .... Another year older, shocking isn't it? Happy Birthday.
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When?
Whose birthday? When? Happy Happy.
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Unknown - Age Is A Question of Mind
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
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Fat Cat Owns 32 Old Ladies
Fat cat owns 23 old ladies. It's your birthday; the cat's out of the bag!
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Police Line Up
Birthdays are SO much fun! The police line up the next day, not so much.
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Boy With Donkeys
You're such an ass kisser. Happy Birthday.
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Urine & Stool Sample
Grandpa was efficient. When the doctor asked for a stool and urine sample, he just gave him his underwear. Happy Birthday.
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I Take It You...
I take it you haven't had sex for a while. Hope your birthday is everything you've been waiting for.
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Work: Why Take a Chance?
Hard work has never killed anyone, but why take a chance? It's your birthday...Work it!
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MONSTER CUPCAKE ENCLOSURE
-mini card-
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BIRTHDAY DOG Card
Look up in the sky! it's Birthday Dog!
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Goals. . .Get Up. . .Shop. . .
OUTSIDE: GOALS.... 1. GET UP 2. SHOP
INSIDE: I SEE YOU HAVE BIG PLANS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.
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St. Thaddeus of the Thinning Hair
St. Thaddeus of the thinning hair. Patron saint of the comb-over. Wishing you a thick and luscious birthday.
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Recipe for a Perfect Birthday
Recipe for a Perfect Birthday...Now get cooking! Happy Birthday!
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You're Never Too Old
You're never too old to try something stupid. Make a splash on your birhday.
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Over the years
Over the years we've learned baby oil doesn't make you tan. We've learned tequila and pms don't mix. We've learned moonwalking isn't sexy. We've learned we need to celebrate every birthday.
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Grown Up
Look who's all grown up and ready for a colonoscopy. Happy Birthday.
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Huge
I am writing you a poem for your birthday. What rhymes with "huge penis"?
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Old Men Shaking
My hands shake so bad, I come every time I pee.
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Pay to be fondled
Sexual harrassment? Hell, I'd pay to be fondled. Happy Birthday.
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39 Again
Gurrrl! 39 again? Do you own a mirror? Happy Birthday.
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Get Laid
The shit we do to get laid. Happy Birthday.
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The Weigh In
Looking svelte as ever.
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Big Cheese
Happy birthday to a real hunk.
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Pope and Goldenbridge
Count your blessings.
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Cat in Mini Hat
Don't take your birthday too seriously!
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Spritzing
You barely look a year older.
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Bday Escape
You're still a kid at heart.
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