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 Have a cool Birthday! $3.95 |  There's a party wherever you are. $3.95 |  You now have 30 seconds to blow out the candles. Have a dynamite birthday! $3.95 |
 You only improve with age. $3.75 |  Try to stay out of trouble on your Birthday! $3.75 |  Looks like it's time for that annual ritual! $3.75 |
 There are some things money can't buy. $3.75 |  Happy birthday to a woman of many talents. $3.75 |  May all your birthday wishes come true. $3.75 |
 Hope you have the best seat in the house for your birthday. $3.75 |  Now, if I could only remember where I put your present! $3.75 |  And that's how you reverse the aging process. $3.75 |
 Not even global warming can keep us from wishing you a Happy Birthday. $3.75 |  You haven't changed a bit. $3.75 |  It's your birthday, Rock and Roll. $3.75 |
 After myself, you're one of my favorite people. Happy Birthday $3.95 |  Big Smiles. Happy Happy, Lucky, Lovely Birthday! $3.95 |  Rock On! Have an Amazing Birthday! $3.95 |
 A darling hat, a cute dress, soon to be… a fucked up mess! $3.50 |  I had to stop drinking because of my legs. Why, do they swell? No, they spread. $3.50 |  You'll always be a kid at heart. Happy Birthday. $2.95 |
 Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time. It's your birthday, just roll with it! $3.50 |  They've been all over her since she had that Brazilian Wax. It's your birthday again. and I'm all over it! $3.50 |  Another year up in smoke. Happy Birthday! $3.50 |
 Another year... another wild ride. Have a blast! Happy Birthday! $2.95 |  You look simply fabulous! Happy Birthday. $2.95 |  She was nothing but a man chasing booze-hound. Why can't you be more like her? Happy Birthday. $3.95 |
 JFK's been shot! Eric would never forget what he was doing when he heard the news. ... Happy Unforgettable Birthday. $3.50 |  You will be very happy. Today and everyday! Happy Birthday $3.95 |  Hope your birthday is a hoot! $2.95 |
 I know your birthday is around this time but I'm not sure of the exact day. Could you do me a favor, and when it's your birthday, could you turn this card upside down and read the other side? Happy Birthday, I sincerely mean that. You are a truely special person who is wonderful in every way. Few people possess your creativity tempered with your wisdom. You are like a bunch of flowers, a rainbow, etc. $3.95 |  May all your dreams come true! Happy Birthday! $2.50 |  Don't worry, be happy. Happy Birthday. $3.50 |
 We've increased the voltage. Now the male mouse puts the little toilet seat down almost every time. .... Another year older, shocking isn't it? Happy Birthday. $3.50 |  Whose birthday? When? Happy Happy. $2.50 |  Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter! $2.95 |
 Fat cat owns 23 old ladies. It's your birthday; the cat's out of the bag! $3.50 |  Birthdays are SO much fun! The police line up the next day, not so much. $2.50 |  You're such an ass kisser. Happy Birthday. $2.25 |
 Grandpa was efficient. When the doctor asked for a stool and urine sample, he just gave him his underwear. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |  I take it you haven't had sex for a while. Hope your birthday is everything you've been waiting for. $3.50 |  Hard work has never killed anyone, but why take a chance? It's your birthday...Work it! $3.50 |
 -mini card- $0.90 |  Look up in the sky! it's Birthday Dog! $2.50 |  OUTSIDE: GOALS.... 1. GET UP 2. SHOP INSIDE: I SEE YOU HAVE BIG PLANS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. $3.50 |
 St. Thaddeus of the thinning hair. Patron saint of the comb-over. Wishing you a thick and luscious birthday. $3.50 |  Recipe for a Perfect Birthday...Now get cooking! Happy Birthday! $3.50 |  You're never too old to try something stupid. Make a splash on your birhday. $2.50 |
 Over the years we've learned baby oil doesn't make you tan. We've learned tequila and pms don't mix. We've learned moonwalking isn't sexy. We've learned we need to celebrate every birthday. $2.75 |  Look who's all grown up and ready for a colonoscopy. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |  I am writing you a poem for your birthday. What rhymes with "huge penis"? $2.95 |
 My hands shake so bad, I come every time I pee. $3.50 |  Sexual harrassment? Hell, I'd pay to be fondled. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |  Gurrrl! 39 again? Do you own a mirror? Happy Birthday. $3.95 |
 The shit we do to get laid. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |  Looking svelte as ever. $3.75 |  Happy birthday to a real hunk. $3.75 |
 Count your blessings. $3.75 |  Don't take your birthday too seriously! $3.75 |  You barely look a year older. $3.75 |
 You're still a kid at heart. $3.75 |
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