![Friends Toasting Birthday Friends Toasting Birthday](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/friends-toasting-birthday-25.png) Happy birthday! Here's to you and your health… Cheers… By the way, you're older than shit. $3.50 | ![Lady on Scooter Lady on Scooter](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/lady-on-scooter-43.png) Having another birthday certainty hasn't slowed you down! $3.75 | ![Cat and Candles Cat and Candles](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/cat-and-candles-46.png) Make a big wish! Happy Birthday! $3.75 |
![Lucky Lucky](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/lucky-46.png) Older, but wiser. Happy Birthday! $3.75 | ![Back Massager 2 Women Back Massager 2 Women](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/back-massager-2-women-24.png) Hope your birthday is full of good vibrations! $3.50 | ![Tires Over Dinner Table Tires Over Dinner Table](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/tires-over-dinner-table-43.png) Sorry, Shirl, we've already got dinner plans - Tarzan's parents are coming over Me: wish happy birthday. $3.50 |
![Misleading the Public Misleading the Public](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/misleading-the-public-30.png) I'm sexy license plate - "$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public" Have a fine time on your birthday! $3.50 | ![The Dick Family Tree The Dick Family Tree](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/dick-family-tree-26.png) The Dick Family Tree...Quit dicking around and celebrate. Happy Birthday. $3.50 | ![Eyewitness to history Eyewitness to history](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/eyewitness-to-history-30.png) Eyewitness to History. Lady Plumbottom's Birthday. Lord Codswallop & Baron Sweet Intreduce Male Stripping & Lace Jockstraps. ... Happy Birthday. $3.50 |
![Immense Inferiority Immense Inferiority](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/immense-inferiority-31.png) The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everyone else. Happy Birthday to one superior human being from another! $2.50 | ![Old Bitch Old Bitch](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/old-bitch-card-26.png) Ultra-Cranky Old Bitch with extra estrogen. New formula slims and firms with super gravity reduction! Fountain of Youth! Happy Birthday from one bitch to another! $3.50 | ![Discount Sperm Bank Discount Sperm Bank](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/discount-sperm-bank-44.png) Someone should have warned Lisa's mother about the pitfalls of using a discount sperm bank. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |
![Happy Birthday Cute Animals Happy Birthday Cute Animals](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/happy-birthday-cute-animals-30.png) Happy Birthday. Have a play all you can, Party till you drop, Kind of birthday. $2.50 | ![Consipated Consipated](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/consipated-29.png) I finally got my shit together. Now I'm constipated. Happy Birthday. $3.95 | ![Unmitigated Debauchery Unmitigated Debauchery](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/unmitigated-debauchery-29.png) This calls for unmitigated debauchery in celebration of your birthday $4.50 |
![Queen for a day Queen for a day](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/queen-for-a-day-28.png) Queen for a day. Bitch for life. Happy Birthday. $3.95 | ![Still Match Still Match](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/still-match-26.png) Does the carpet still match the drapes? Happy Birthday. $3.95 | ![Jesus Boob Lifts Jesus Boob Lifts](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/jesus-boob-lifts-26.png) Excuse me - do you do boob lifts? ... Hope your birthday is uplifting! $3.50 |
![Two Women and Dog Salon Two Women and Dog Salon](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/two-women-and-dog-salon-26.png) Birthdays can be a real bitch. Happy Birthday. $2.95 | ![Suffer from Insanity Suffer from Insanity](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/suffer-from-insanity-28.png) Outside: I don't suffer from insanity! Inside: I enjoy every minute of it! Have a wild and crazy birthday. $3.50 | ![BIRTHDAY DOG ENCLOSURE BIRTHDAY DOG ENCLOSURE](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/birthday-dog-enclosure-27.png) -mini card- $0.90 |
![Pop-Ups Pop-Ups](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/pop-ups-42.png) Just Ignore it - It's one of those annoying pop-up ads. Just ignore it - it's just another birthday. $3.50 | ![Life Support Life Support](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/life-support-27.png) If I am ever on life support, I want to be unplugged, but not until I get down to a size 8. ... Get down and celebrate on your birthday! $3.50 | ![Secret to a Long Heathy Happy Life Secret to a Long Heathy Happy Life](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/secret-to-a-long-heathy-happy-life-45.png) The secret to a long, healthy, happy life is a good bowel movement. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |
![Treat yourself like a queen Treat yourself like a queen](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/treat-yourself-like-a-queen-27.png) On your birthday, treat yourself like a Queen! God knows all your friends do. Happy Birthday. $3.99 | ![BIRTHDAY SONG. BIRTHDAY SONG.](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/birthday-song-31.png) Tied with hope and filled with love, a beautiful Birthday wish for you. $3.99 | ![Relax Your Sphincter Relax Your Sphincter](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/relax-your-sphincter-32.png) Outside: And if you'll kindly relax your sphincter, I'll be happy to write a prescription for that inflamed prostate. Inside: Happy Birthday. Enjoy and relax. $3.50 |
![Homosexuality: God's Way Homosexuality: God's Way](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/homosexuality-god-s-way-30.png) Homosexuality: God's way of ensuring the truly gifted are never burdened with children. Birthdays: God's way of ensuring we don't stay hot forever. Happy birthday. $3.50 | ![Picasso - It Takes A Long Time Picasso - It Takes A Long Time](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/picasso-it-takes-a-long-time-28.png) It takes a long time to become young! $2.95 | ![Official Announcement Official Announcement](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/offical-announcement-27.png) Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from an Eagle to Condom... Happy Birthday. Did you want that gift wrapped? $3.50 |
![In Times Like These In Times Like These](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/in-times-like-thse-27.png) In times like these, may we suggest blaming everything on the Republicans.... You're another year older. Damn that White House! $3.50 | ![Bangkok Bangkok](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/bangkok-with-cock-26.png) Despite Eric's best efforts no-one guessed 'Bangkok' . Have a bang-up time on you Birthday. $2.95 | ![You're Just Like You're Just Like](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/you-re-just-like-44.png) You're just like your mother except your mother has morals. Happy Birthday $3.95 |
![Chain Letter Joke Quote Chain Letter Joke Quote](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/chain-letter-joke-quote-31.png) This Chain Letter sent to you for a bit of Birthday Fun.! Just send a copy of this to twelve of your friends, then wrap up your husband, mail him to the woman at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of he list. When your time come up, You'll receive 12,385 MEN! $2.50 | ![Cougar need some catnip? Cougar need some catnip?](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/cougar-need-some-catnip-29.png) Cougar need some catnip? Happy Birthday $3.95 | ![Birthday Age 5 VS 50 Birthday Age 5 VS 50](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/birthday-age-5-vs-50-28.png) Another birthday? Just go with the flow! $3.50 |
![Balloon Head Balloon Head](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/balloon-head-28.png) Sorry I missed your birthday. Hope it was a gas! $3.50 | ![Cat and Clocks Cat and Clocks](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/cat-and-clocks-44.png) Pour the drinks. It's 5 o'clock somewhere! $3.75 | ![Rooster With Coffee Rooster With Coffee](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/rooster-with-coffee-42.png) It's your birthday. Rise and shine. $3.75 |
![Plaid Guy Plaid Guy](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/plaid-guy-42.png) Don't drink and dress on your birthday. $3.75 | ![Cat watching Chicks Cat watching Chicks](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/cat-watching-chicks-42.png) Congratulations on surviving another year! $3.75 | ![Young Mandrill (Monkey) Young Mandrill (Monkey)](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/young-mandrill-monkey-39.png) OMG! Did I miss it? $3.75 |
![Man Surfing in Suit Man Surfing in Suit](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/man-surfing-in-suit-41.png) Don't work too hard on your birthday! $3.75 | ![Cat At Table Stealing Cake Cat At Table Stealing Cake](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/cat-at-table-stealing-cake-23.png) Grab some cake and have a happy birthday! $3.75 | ![Big Fish Tiny Car Big Fish Tiny Car](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/big-fish-tiny-car-44.png) Happy birthday to a woman of many talents! $3.75 |
![Taking Donkey's Picture Taking Donkey's Picture](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/taking-donkey-s-picture-26.png) You've still got a great ass. $3.75 | ![Dog In Blanket Dog In Blanket](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/dog-in-blanket-47.png) Who doesn't love a little drama on their birthday? $3.75 | ![Goth Girl Birthday Goth Girl Birthday](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/goth-girl-birthday-44.png) You're still very good at being very bad! $3.75 |
![Martini Glass Martini Glass](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/martini-glass-47.png) Now that's the way to eat vegetables! $3.75 | ![Ouch Ouch](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/ouch-50.png) Experience has it's advantages. $3.75 | ![Drag Queen Ballet Drag Queen Ballet](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/drag-queen-ballet-42.png) You're aging gracefully too. $3.75 |
![It's here somewhere It's here somewhere](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/it-s-here-somewhere-49.png) Still looking for your gift. $3.75 | ![Flamingo Cowboy Flamingo Cowboy](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/flamingo-cowboy-47.png) There's one in every crowd, and you're ours! $3.75 | ![Lombard Skaters Lombard Skaters](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/lombard-skaters-45.png) You're not over the hill yet. $3.75 |
![Chimp and Goblet Chimp and Goblet](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/chimp-and-goblet-43.png) Happy birthday to someone who is highly evolved. $3.75 | ![Steam Bath Steam Bath](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/steam-bath-43.png) Another Birthday? ... You're still hot! $3.75 | ![Cats in the Kitchen Cats in the Kitchen](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/cats-in-the-kitchen-44.png) After awhile, you stop counting. $3.75 |
![Pryamid and Trailers Pryamid and Trailers](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/pryamid-and-trailers-44.png) Some things are older than you are. $3.75 | ![Chicken Conveyor Chicken Conveyor](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/chicken-conveyor-43.png) You made it through another year! $3.75 | ![Dog Curler Dog Curler](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/dog-curler-45.png) As you get older, remember that true beauty comes from within. From within bottles, jars, compacts and tubes. $3.75 |
![Birthday Cake Birthday Cake](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/birthday-cake-43.png) Happy Birthday. $3.75 | ![Dog In Party Hat With Cupcake Dog In Party Hat With Cupcake](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/dog-in-party-hat-with-cupcake-26.png) I spot a birthday! $3.95 | ![Cat And Mouse Cat And Mouse](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/cat-and-mouse-28.png) On your birthday… mice things happen! $3.95 |
![CAT WITH BAG IN MOUTH CAT WITH BAG IN MOUTH](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/cat-with-bag-in-mouth-27.png) Hope your birthday is purrrr-fect. $3.95 |