![Red Mont Claie with Lady Red Mont Claie with Lady](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/red-mont-claie-with-lady-42.png) Some things are ageless… Including you! $3.75 | ![Puppies in Carriage Puppies in Carriage](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/puppies-in-carriage-46.png) Here's to many, many, many, more. $3.75 | ![3 Dogs Jumping In Water 3 Dogs Jumping In Water](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/3-dogs-jumping-in-water-48.png) Here's to fun time together! $3.75 |
![Big Cake with Tiny Lady Big Cake with Tiny Lady](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/big-cake-with-tiny-lady-47.png) Calories Shmalories. $3.75 | ![Bright Bird Tilting head Bright Bird Tilting head](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/bright-bird-tilting-head-48.png) You're HOW old? $3.25 | ![Path Through Rosey Garden Path Through Rosey Garden](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/path-through-rosey-garden-27.png) Wishing you a lovely birthday! $3.75 |
![Raccoons Boarding Bus Raccoons Boarding Bus](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/raccoons-boarding-bus-43.png) Have a night on the town! $3.75 | ![Man With Billboard Face Man With Billboard Face](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/man-with-billboard-face-45.png) Happy birthday to a guy who really uses his head. $3.75 | ![Dog Looking at Black Board Dog Looking at Black Board](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/dog-looking-at-black-board-39.png) According to my calculations it's time for your birthday! $3.75 |
![Graffetti Bathroom Stall Graffetti Bathroom Stall](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/graffetti-bathroom-stall-48.png) For a good time, call me on your birthday. $3.75 | ![Parent and Baby Penguin Parent and Baby Penguin](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/parent-and-baby-penguin-45.png) Have a very cool birthday! $3.75 | ![Constellations Constellations](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/constellations-29.png) Here's to you. Happy Birthday! $4.95 |
![Been Everywhere Been Everywhere](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/been-everywhere-28.png) … and not impressed by ANY of it. $3.50 | ![Neighbor's kid Neighbor's kid](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/neighbor-s-kid-51.png) You know you're getting old when you have to hire the neighbor kid to blow out all those candles. Happy Birthday. $3.95 | ![Swimsuit on Backwards Birthday Card Swimsuit on Backwards Birthday Card](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/swimsuit-on-backwards-birthday-card-51.png) Outside: I said 'I think you've got your swimsuit on backwards.' Inside: You really stand out in a crowd! Happy Birthday! $3.50 |
![Women's Shoes Women's Shoes](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/women-s-shoes-29.png) Most likely to work in woman's shoes. Happy Birthday. $3.95 | ![At our age At our age](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/at-our-age-26.png) Sex at our age is the early bird special. Happy Birthday. $3.95 | ![Tell Me Again Tell Me Again](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/tell-me-again-26.png) Tell me again… Who are you and why am I here? Happy Birthday. $3.95 |
![You're My Hero! 2 Women You're My Hero! 2 Women](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/you-re-my-hero-2-women-28.png) You're cheap! You're easy! You're a slut! And? You're my hero! $3.50 | ![Sagging Bagging Dragging Sagging Bagging Dragging](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/sagging-bagging-dragging-28.png) You know honey! …it's time for a nip, tuck or suck. $3.50 | ![Blind Mullet Blind Mullet](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/blind-mullet-30.png) Outside: Please help me. I'm blind and think I may have a mullet! Inside: ... Help! You're already old and it's your birthday again! $3.50 |
![I'll Have the... I'll Have the...](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/i-ll-have-the-30.png) I'll have the fuckin' Cheeseburger with the fuckin' fries and some fuckin' coffee. ... happy fuckin' birthday! $3.50 | ![Don't Be Ridiculous Don't Be Ridiculous](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/don-t-be-ridiculous-30.png) Don't be ridiculous, of course we don't look your age! $2.95 | ![Cook Anything You Want Cook Anything You Want](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/cook-anything-you-want-30.png) Outside: It's your birthday? Cook anything you want for supper! Inside: Happy Birthday. It's all about you! $3.50 |
![UnBirthday UnBirthday](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/unbirthday-27.png) It's Time for a Madly Happy UnBirthday! $3.95 | ![Wiener Shrinks up to Nothing Wiener Shrinks up to Nothing](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/wiener-shrinks-up-to-nothing-28.png) Once that wiener hits the pool it's gonna shrink up to nothin'. Happy Birthday. $3.95 | ![The Animal March The Animal March](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/the-animal-march-30.png) Sorry I'm a little behind. Happy Belated Birthday. $2.95 |
![FAIRY PARTY CARD FAIRY PARTY CARD](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/fairy-party-card-31.png) May all your wishes come true! Happy Birthday. $2.50 | ![St. Mary Juana Birthday Card St. Mary Juana Birthday Card](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/st-mary-juana-23.png) Outside: St. Mary Juana: Our Lady of Wacky Tobacky Inside: Hope this birthday takes you higher. $3.50 | ![And Voila Margaritas And Voila Margaritas](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/and-voila-margaritas-30.png) And voila! Margaritas for everyone! Happy birthday! let the good times roll. $2.50 |
![President Now Available in Black President Now Available in Black](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/president-now-available-in-black-48.png) Outside: President Now available in black Inside: Have a Barakin' birthday! $3.50 | ![Power Surge Power Surge](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/real-women-don-t-have-26.png) Inside Reads: Enjoy Your Birthday�It'll Be Over In A Flash. $3.50 | ![Queer Eye for the Conservative Queer Eye for the Conservative](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/queer-eye-for-the-conservative-30.png) Queer eye for the conservative guy...Loosen up and have a good birthday! $3.50 |
![Heart Check Bang Heart Check Bang](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/heart-check-bang-30.png) Okay, Mr. Collins, Lets see how that old heart of your is doing. Celebrate your birthday with a bang. $3.50 | ![Batman Utility Belt Batman Utility Belt](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/batman-utility-belt-30.png) I think I liked the utility belt better than the fanny pack. Happy Birthday to a real Caped Crusader! $3.50 | ![Old Lady Cora Old Lady Cora](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/old-lady-cora-48.png) Oh, lookie here... Cora passed. i knew i'd outlive that tramp. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |
![Won a Free Dog Won a Free Dog](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/won-a-free-dog-30.png) Samantha has been on so many blind dates, she finally won a free dog. Woof! Happy Birthday! $3.50 | ![Joan Crawford Joan Crawford](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/joan-crawford-31.png) Don't make me go all Joan Crawford on your ass! .. No wire hangers! Only Happy Birthdays! $3.50 | ![Queen? Queen?](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/queen-26.png) Sadly, it was Bob who turned out to be a bigger queen. Happy Birthday your Highness. $2.95 |
![Old Friends Bless Old Friends Bless](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/old-friends-bless-28.png) One of the blessings of old friends is that you can afford to be stiupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Inside: Happy Birthday to a drea friend who has never quiet settled for being normal. Artist: Peter J Ketchum $2.95 | ![Woo Hoo Woo Hoo](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/woo-hoo-32.png) Life shouldn't be a journey to the grave withh the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather a skid in sideways champange in one hand, body thoroughly used up and worn out, screaming "woo-hoo, what a ride!" INSIDE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A FELLOW TRAVELER AND A WILD, WONDERFUL WOMAN! Artist Peter J Ketchum $2.95 | ![Secret to Happiness Secret to Happiness](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/secret-to-happiness-25.png) The secret to happiness? Raise your skirt and lower your expectations. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |
![Stuck Stuck](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/stuck-26.png) Happy Birthday. I'd get up but I'm having a hot flash and I'm stuck to the naugahyde. $3.95 | ![Schlepaholic Schlepaholic](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/schlepaholic-30.png) Outside: Schlepaholic Inside: 12 schleps and we have to sit down! Have a restful birthday. $3.50 | ![How You Do Your Hair How You Do Your Hair](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/how-yo-do-your-hair-27.png) It's not whether you win or lose, but how you do your hair. Happy Birthday $3.50 |
![It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a bird! It's a plane!](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/it-s-a-bird-it-s-a-plane-48.png) It's a bird! it's a plane! …Nope, it's that creepy taxidermist next door. Happy Birthday $3.95 | ![Apple Martini Go Green Apple Martini Go Green](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/apple-martini-go-green-53.png) I'm doing my part to go green. Today for lunch I had three apple martinis. Happy Birthday. $3.95 | ![FREE SPIRIT CARD FREE SPIRIT CARD](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/free-spirit-card-31.png) Free Spirit is just a euphemism for slut. Have a spirited birthday. $3.50 |
![In Dog Years You'd Be Dead In Dog Years You'd Be Dead](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/in-dog-years-you-d-be-dead-44.png) Think of it like this.... In dog years you'd be dead. Happy Birthday $3.95 | ![King Penguins & Elephant Seals King Penguins & Elephant Seals](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/king-penguins-elephant-seals-49.png) Looks like you started without us! $3.75 | ![Comet Kid Comet Kid](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/comet-kid-24.png) Happy Birthday to one of the greatest kids in the Cosmos! $3.75 |
![Men's Frat Men's Frat](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/men-s-frat-47.png) Wild living slows down the aging process. ... No wonder you look so young! Happy Birthday! $2.95 | ![Mae At Bat Mae At Bat](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/mae-at-bat-50.png) Happy Birthday to someone who's in a league of her own. $3.75 | ![Moo-Shoe Pork Moo-Shoe Pork](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/moo-shoe-pork-45.png) Have a porkfectly wonderful birthday! $3.75 |
![Shar-Pei and Fan Shar-Pei and Fan](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/shar-pei-and-fan-48.png) Another birthday? … Cool! $3.75 | ![Bill and Hillary Bill and Hillary](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/bill-and-hillary-47.png) You've improved with age too! $3.75 | ![Gross Encounters Gross Encounters](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/gross-encounters-50.png) I see you're celebrating the Birthday in your usual dignified manner! $3.75 |
![The Mob Cats The Mob Cats](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/the-mob-cats-49.png) Word on the street is you're having a birthday. $3.75 | ![Spoon Family Spoon Family](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/spoon-family-50.png) In honor of your birthday, we're using the good silver. $2.95 | ![Tower of Oreos Tower of Oreos](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/tower-of-oreos-50.png) Too much of a good thing is just right on your birthday! $3.75 |
![Nude Rollerblader Nude Rollerblader](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/nude-rollerblader-48.png) Happy birthday from your butties! $3.25 |