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Cat Purrfect B'day
purrrfect Birthday Inside: Hope it's the cat's meow
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Longhorn Bull Semen
Alright frank, that's eight vials of longhorn bull semen, two boxes of extra long rubber gloves and a dozen party hats. Tell your mama I said, "Hey!" Happy Birthday.
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Big Bob's Butt Barn
Big Bob's Butt Barn: Everything for the anal enthusiast .... Have a Bootylicious Birthday.
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Color Study of BD Hats
Don't dare to be different. Dare to be yourself. To the you You dare to be in the world. Happy Birthday.
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Erection Alarm
New Invention of the Year - Cyril fails to impress the judges with his 'Erection Alarm' ... Ding Dong. It's your birthday again.
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The Young and Old Share The Same
The young and the old share the same story... "Opps, I crapped my pants!" Happy Birthday.
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Happiness
Happiness... Everyday. Happy Birthday
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Paige - How Old Would You Be
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
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Upside Down Hats
Aerial view of upside down birthday hats: 1-9 (Black Elastic Straps) In celebration of you. Happy Birthday.
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OK Who Wants ...
OK, who wants to get their butt whipped? Happy Birthday. I hope you get all you've asked for.
$3.50
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Woman in Purple dress
Immoral filth, Twisted perversions, COmpromising positions, Intoxicating substances ..... It's gonna be another great year! Happy Birthday
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*Save Me TIme Stick to My Butt
OUTSIDE: SAVE ME TIME, JUST STICK THIS DIRECTLY TO MY BUTT!
Inside: I see you gained another year. Happy Birthday!
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Eye Poppin'
I can't believe how radiant and eye-popping you look! Happy Birthday.
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On Fire Need Extinguisher
Borrow my fire extinguisher? Gee, I don't know Ted, you still haven't returned the weed-wacker I lent you. ..... Hope your birthday is smokin'!
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You Be Thelma and I'll Be Louise
You be Thelma and I'll be Louise. Have a Smashing Birthday.
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Big Woman w/ Chihuahua
Under Pressure? Relax and have a great birthday!
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Bill Forgot His Wife's Birthday
Outside: "Looks like Bill has forgotten his wife's birthday again!"
Inside Reads: Getting older? Don't forget to have a happy birthday.
$3.50
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Phuk Family Tree
Outside: The Phuk Family Tree
Inside Reads: Happy Phucking Birthday.
$3.50
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Old Couple with Walkers
Outside: I said, you missed a belt loop.
Inside: For God's sake, keep your pants on. It's only another birthday!
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Poodle on Red Carpet
Still able to stop traffic. Happy Birthday!
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I'll drink to that
I'll drink to that... or anything else you've got to say. Happy Birthday.
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Indian Dancer - Bliss
Bliss. Have an intense Happy Birthday.
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Sunshine freedon and a little
Sunshine freedom and a little flower. Have a lovely birthday.
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SHITBURGER
Shitburger- Do you want flies with that? Happy Birthday and all that shit.
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Happy Birthday Skull
Happy Birthday. Have a blast.
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Trust me wear the mask
Trust me, wear the mask. You'll wish you had it on when you're swinging your ass from the chandelier. Happy Birthday
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You are the First You
You are the first you there ever was. And definitely the most fabulous. Happy birthday you.
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Super Size Me
Super Size Me. Hope your birthday is super (would you like fries with that?)
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Born to be Wild
Born to be wild! Happy Birthday!
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Coffee Exactly How You Like It
I hope your birthday is exactly how you like it.
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Skating with Scissors
It's amazing how you've made it this far. May your good fortune continue.
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Cymbol Monkey
Birthdays are so exciting.
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Hamster Wheel Crazy Time
Time to get a little crazy. It's your birthday!
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Birthday Beers
A few of us are going to a bar for your birthday. You should come too!
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Salami Bear Birthday
Happy Birthday Salami Bear! Chomp Chomp Yay!
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The Perks of being over 50
The Perks of being over 50: contains a list inside. Happy Birthday!
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The Fashion Show of 1961
Hope your birthday is full of surprises!
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Grant me the … Birthday
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on, as they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow. Amen! Happy Birthday!
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Old Woman and Cabinet
Work it, birthday girl!
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3 Nuns - Good News Bad News
The good news is they're praying for you. The bad news is there's only three of them. Happy Birthday!
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Why Did I Come In Here
May cosmic bliss come down and scratch you on the belly.
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The Critters
Rock on.
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Obama Iowa Thrill Ride
Hope you have this much fun on your birthday!
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Obama with Taco
Lets do lunch on your birthday!
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Kid on Tricycle w/ wedgie lady
You haven't changed a bit!
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Old man and plane
Never too old for toys.
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Mouse with a megaphone
No reason to keep it quiet!
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Pay phone in the forest
Call me when you're ready to celebrate.
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Fat Cat With Hat and Booze
And here's to many more!
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Flight to Mars ride
Another birthday? Get outta here!
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Man with Steaks and Grill on Fire
Cake is for wimps!
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Kids with boat at washington
You still know how to have a good time. Happy birthday!
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Young girl w/ hat lounging
It's your birthday! Soak it up!
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Baby Girl in Pink
You get sweeter every year.
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Screaming Lady
FIRE! Oh… it's just your cake.
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