![Shouting "Oh God" Shouting "Oh God"](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/shouting-oh-god-43.png) Shouting "Oh God" in bed on Sunday morning is not the same as going to Church. It's your Birthday. Sin a little. $2.75 | ![Zebras with Mouths Open Zebras with Mouths Open](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/zebras-with-mouths-open-30.png) Happy Birthday to you... From all of us! $2.95 | ![Friggin' Pony Friggin' Pony](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/friggin-pony-27.png) Outside: So where's my friggin' Pony? Inside: Happy Friggin' Birthday! $3.50 |
![Keep Fit Keep Fit](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/keep-fit-card-26.png) Lying on the couch best way to keep fit- Hope all your birthday wishes come true! $3.50 | ![It Sure Doesn't Look It Sure Doesn't Look](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/it-sure-doesn-t-look-26.png) It sure doesn't look like the egg in the picture. ... Happy Birthday . You sure don't look your age! $3.50 | ![Girl and Birdcage Girl and Birdcage](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/girl-and-birdcage-27.png) Hope your day is full of delights. Happy Birthday. $3.50 |
![I'm Not Laughing I'm Not Laughing](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/dog-i-m-not-laughing-22.png) I'm not laughing on the inside, either...but seriously, Have a Happy Birthday! $3.50 | ![St. Billy Joe of Bob St. Billy Joe of Bob](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/st-billy-joe-of-bob-27.png) Outside: Saint Billy Joe of Bob: Patron Saint of Trailer Parks Inside: Pass the pork rinds and have a happy birthday. $3.50 | ![May I Buy You A Cocktail? May I Buy You A Cocktail?](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/may-i-buy-you-a-cocktail-26.png) May I buy you a cocktail? Alcohol is bad for my legs. Do they swell? No they spread. Spread the word - it's your birthday! $3.50 |
![FAIRY PINK DRESS CARD FAIRY PINK DRESS CARD](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/fairy-pink-dress-card-27.png) Special wishes for a beautiful birthday. $2.50 | ![BIRTHDAY GREETINGS BIRTHDAY GREETINGS](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/birthday-greetings-27.png) Birthday greetings sent your way. $3.99 | ![Face In Cake - The Last Time Face In Cake - The Last Time](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/face-in-cake-the-last-time-41.png) That was the last time that George made any comments about Edna's AGE. Happy Birthday. $3.25 |
![Unknown - Enjoy the Trip Unknown - Enjoy the Trip](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/unknown-enjoy-the-trip-32.png) A birthday is the first day of another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip! $2.95 | ![One hell of a guy One hell of a guy](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/one-hell-of-a-guy-26.png) She was one hell of a guy $3.95 | ![Fake Udders Birthday Card Fake Udders Birthday Card](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/fake-udders-birthday-card-27.png) Outside: I don't care if they are fake. I like 'em. Inside: You're udderly amazing. Happy Birthday. $3.25 |
![Normal Tits Normal Tits](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/normal-tits-27.png) Hell, they look perfectly normal to me..... Don't get old, get even. Happy Birthday. $3.50 | ![Woman With Cigarette Woman With Cigarette](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/woman-with-cigarette-30.png) It's not easy being beautiful. Haappy Birthday. $2.25 | ![When Pigs Fly When Pigs Fly](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/when-pigs-fly-26.png) Time to start acting you're age? When pigs fly! Happy Birthday. $2.95 |
![Older...Wiser...More Annoying Older...Wiser...More Annoying](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/older-wiser-more-annoying-47.png) Outside: OLDER... WISER... MORE ANNOYING! Inside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG to an old old old old friend. $3.25 | ![Bitchionary Birthday Card Bitchionary Birthday Card](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/bitchionary-27.png) Bitchionary: Happy Birthday from one bitch to another. $3.50 | ![Someone Wants to Talk to You Someone Wants to Talk to You](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/hey-someone5-26.png) Hey asshole! Someone wants to talk to you! ... Happy Birthday, Tiger! $3.50 |
![OBAMANATOR OBAMANATOR](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/obamanator-26.png) Outside: The Obamanator: Hope Inside Reads: HOPE you have a super birthday! $3.50 | ![Cat Facing Whale Shaped Bushes Cat Facing Whale Shaped Bushes](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/cat-facing-whale-shaped-bushes-25.png) Happy birthay and many mower. $2.59 | ![Little Boy Pointing Little Boy Pointing](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/little-boy-pointing-29.png) Have your people call my people and we'll do cake! $2.59 |
![Cat In Cage Cat In Cage](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/cat-in-cage-29.png) A little bird told me you’re a year older. (so I ate him) $2.59 | ![Liquid Viagara Card Liquid Viagara Card](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/liquid-viagra-card-22.png) New Liquid Viagra! The Anti-Soft Drink! Who needs a cocktail when you can have a great stiff drink! It's your birthday...take it like a man! Happy Birthday! $3.50 | ![Swallowed a Quarter Swallowed a Quarter](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/swallowed-a-quarter-44.png) True story. My cousin Lenny swallowed a quarter on Tuesday. On Wednesday he shat out two dimes and a nickel. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |
![Meditation Meditation](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/meditation-26.png) Happy Birthday. $3.95 | ![PENGUIN IN GLASSES PENGUIN IN GLASSES](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/penguin-in-glasses-31.png) Have a seriously happy birthday! $2.50 | ![She Was Beginning To Worry She Was Beginning To Worry](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/she-was-beginning-to-worry-30.png) She was beginning to worry..did she look like a monkey? Did she smell like one too? Happy birthday to you. You belong in a zoo. $2.50 |
![Don't worry about age Don't worry about age](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/don-t-worry-about-age-48.png) Now, don't you worry about your age. It's just a number (that is ridiculously high.) Happy Birthday. $3.95 | ![Trust Me, Miss Blake Birthday Card Trust Me, Miss Blake Birthday Card](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/trust-me-miss-blake-birthday-card-28.png) Outside: Trust me, Miss Blake. No one will ever notice you're wearing a hearing aid. Inside: Heard you were having another birthday. Hope it's a good one. $3.50 | ![Your Horoscope Your Horoscope](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/your-horoscope-26.png) Your Horoscope Destiny written inn the Stars. You are a Creature of Harmonious Conflict, Intelligent Beyond Reason, Seriously Wity and Hopelessly Cheerful. You are Swift to Procrastine, Slow to Jump to Conclusions and Always Ready to Wait....You are a Perfect Friend It's your FATE! Happy Birthday! $3.50 |
![Garbage Out Birthday Card Garbage Out Birthday Card](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/garbage-out-birthday-card-49.png) Outside: It's the only way I can get him to take out the garbage. Inside: Get trashed on your birthday. $3.25 | ![BIRTHDAY WISH TRAIN BIRTHDAY WISH TRAIN](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/birthday-wish-train-26.png) Birthday Greetings! $2.50 | ![3 Old Ladies on Bench 3 Old Ladies on Bench](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/3-old-ladies-on-bench-29.png) Whatever you do, don't start acting your age! $2.99 |
![Older Than You Older Than You](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/older-than-you-24.png) $2.95 | ![The Fewer the Wrinkles The Fewer the Wrinkles](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/the-fewer-the-wrinkles-24.png) The higher the velocity, the fewer the wrinkles. Happy Birthday! $2.95 | ![Dog Helps Cat Into Refridgerator Dog Helps Cat Into Refridgerator](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/dog-helps-cat-into-refridgerator-29.png) It's your birthday! Go for it! $2.99 |
![Dogs and Cat Singing on Mics Dogs and Cat Singing on Mics](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/dogs-and-cat-singing-on-mics-29.png) All together now… Happy Birthday to yooooooouuu! $2.99 | ![Milk It For All It's Worth Milk It For All It's Worth](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/milk-it-for-all-it-s-worth-25.png) It's your birthday… milk it for all it's worth. $2.99 | ![Who Are You Again? Who Are You Again?](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/who-are-you-again-24.png) $2.95 |
![Ice Cream Man Ice Cream Man](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/ice-cream-man-25.png) I scream, you scream, we all scream… 'cause we're getting older! Have a sweet birthday! $2.59 | ![Woman Tanning Woman Tanning](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/woman-tanning-29.png) It's not easy staying hot, but somehow you manage! $2.59 | ![Girl at Chalk Board Girl at Chalk Board](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/girl-at-chalk-board-25.png) I will not wash down my birthday cake with vodka. This birthday, please try and behave yourself. $2.59 |
![Cooper Cooper](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/cooper-43.png) Another birthday? Bon Appetite. $3.75 | ![Drag Queens Drag Queens](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/drag-queens-45.png) Honey, the older we get, the better we look. $3.75 | ![Trailer and Satellite Trailer and Satellite](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/trailer-and-satellite-45.png) Take a break from life in the fast lane and have a Happy Birthday. $3.75 |
![Italian Ice Cream Italian Ice Cream](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/italian-ice-cream-45.png) There are some things we'll never outgrow. $3.75 | ![Tea Party Tea Party](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/tea-party-70.png) You’re so grown up. $3.75 | ![Bathing Beauties Bathing Beauties](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/bathing-beauties-44.png) High maintenance then, higher maintenance now. $3.75 |
![Prince and Pizza Prince and Pizza](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/prince-and-pizza-45.png) For your birthday I thought you might like a prince with a lot of dough. $3.75 | ![Junior Executive Junior Executive](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/junior-executive-45.png) You'll go far. $3.75 | ![Bubble Wrap Kids Bubble Wrap Kids](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/bubble-wrap-kids-45.png) Be ready for anything on your birthday! $3.75 |
![Hummingbird Hummingbird](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/hummingbird-23.png) Hope your birthday is a humdinger! $3.95 | ![XO Elephant XO Elephant](https://s.turbifycdn.com/aah/yhst-67380419885148/xo-elephant-24.png) Hugs and Kisses on your birthday. $3.95 |