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Nobody measured
Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald
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Woman with head in cannon
Looking for love In all the wrong places. - Waylon jennings
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Love doesn't make
Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones
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Marry Gay
Honey, i say marry gay and you'll always look fabulous!
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Large Sherry
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Grandma Scarecrow
Yes… Grandma balked at first, but we haven't seen a crow since.
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No Matter Where Life Takes Us
No matter where life takes us, I can always count on you to pull me through.
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Love your self's self
Love your self's self where it lives. My self's self loves being friends with you.
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10 nasty things a woman
10 Nasty Things A Woman Shouldn't Say To A Naked Man ... 1. Does it come with an air pump? 2. You know they have surgery to fix that. 3. (Giggle and point) 4. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 5. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 6. This explains your car. 7. But it still works right? 8. Are you cold? 9. At least this won't take long. 10. WHy don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
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Son EZ Bake
Dear Abbey, My son seems fascinated with my daughter's Easy-Bake oven. Do you think i should have a cocktail?
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Boy With Lamb
Wherever you go I'm behind you all the way.
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Whoever Said Less is More
Whoever said 'less is more' had probably never had quite enough 'more'. Blank inside
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Rainbow Flag
How the hell was I supposed to know? I put out a rainbow flag because i liked the colors. The next thing you know, i've got half a dozen well-dressed men at the door drinking cosmos and screaming, "Hey Girl!"
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Boys got Flowers to arrange
Ok, now that's enough boys! We've got flowers to arrange.
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My Summer Vaction Was Fun
My Summer vacation was fun. We went to the Washington monument. My sister got cramps, my brother lost his retainer, Mom cried a lot, and Dad took us to the orpanage.
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Dellinger - Magic About You
You are unrepeatable. There is a magic about you that is all your own.
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Ile de Brehat Couple - To Love
To love is to plave our happiness in the happiness of another.
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I'm sorry dear, Mommy
I'm sorry dear, but Mommy has outsourced your diaper changes to your Daddy. You'll find him on the sofa watching the game.
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I can't figure out
My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot. - Ashleigh Brilliant
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Things not to say - Boyfriend
Things not to say to your boyfriend. Inside: Will you hold my purse? - Can't we just be friends? - I'm pregnant… Just kidding! -
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Anatomically Correct Guy Guide
Anatomically Correct Guide 2 Guys - Head:: tends to swivel anythime a pretty girl walks by. Ears:: unable to hear anything but sports scores. Heart:: currently no evidence that one actually exists. Six-Pack:: tends to look more like a one-pack or keg. Butt::: needs to be kicked on a regual basis. Hands:: can't seem to controll them on dats. KNees:: usually scuffed from begging for forgivness. Legs:: usually running from any kind of commitment. Foot:: usually inserted into mouth. inside: Who cares about the rest as long as the one good part still works!
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Women on ride with stockings
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katherine Hepburn
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The joy that isn't
The joy that isn't shared dies young. - Anne Sexton
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Takes After Dad
Hmm. It eats. It sleeps. It poops. It already takes after dad.
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Things not to say - Sex
Things to to say during sex…I have to poop- This is your first time.. right? -
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A laugh
A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.
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Being a Mother... Prozac
Being a mother has been the best experience of my life. That reminds me… I'm out of Prozac.
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Nerve to show up with Jello
…and then that bitch had the nerve to show up with Jello instead of her assigned Chicken Casserole. Now, I'm not one to gossip, but you can believe how fat she's gotten; Bitch, Please!
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My best friend is the one
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me. - Henry Ford
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Use a Homo
From the looks of it, Your home could use a Homo.
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A Real Friend Will Help You
A real friend will help you hide the body. Inside: Blank
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Doesn't piss me off
It finally dawned on me... There's not a single thing about him that doesn't piss me off.
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Martha so Charming
I think what makes Martha so charming is her ability to blow up at a moment's notice.
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Finne - You Are In My Mind
You are in my mind, in between red lights and meetings, in between sips of coffee, in between ringing phones...
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There He Goes Again
There he goes again showing off his wiener.
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Welcome to Alabama
"Ladies and Gentlemen... We'd like to welcome you to Alabama. Please set your watches back six years."
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FAT CHILD -
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Believing My Father
I used to believe my father about everything but then I had children myself and now I see how much stuff you make up to keep yourself from going crazy.
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Unknown - To the World You May Be One Person
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you might be the world.
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Wild Woman
My greatest fear is that there is no PMS and that this is my real personality.
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Reptile Dysfunction
Oh My Goodness! He has a reptile dysfunction? I didn't even known he I didn't even know he owned a lizard.
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Round Pink Dress
I was never meant to work.
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Chinese Dragon
Your fortune cookie says: you are adored by someone near to you. That would be me! With lots of love.
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Set Table and Flower Trelis
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